SPACEX: MAKING LIFE M ULTIPLANETARY

[Stuttering Intensifies]

first time watching him live. Is he always this autistic?

kys

because errr... it will errr... lead to errr... a more errr... inspiring errr... future for errr... all

RIP F9, FH, dragon

When he gets excited, yes.

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>Stage floor opens
>Rocket is lifted up
>Elon enters and launches to Mars

TAKE SOME PUBLIC SPEAKING LESSONS DUDE, HOLY SHIT

>Two minutes later
>A stargate lowers from the ceiling
>Jeff Bezos walks through

Fucking madman is showing off his landings, you just know he is loving rubbing this off to everyone who thought he would never make it work.

Jeff Bezos is irrelevant. Our boy Elon is the meme master.

fuck should i watch a dota 2 stream or this talk???

How did this guy become an entrepreneur with those speaking skills?

When Elon talks, you watch.

They forgot to hire the guy that holds up the 'laugh at joke' and 'applause' signs for the audience.

dota 2 stream. this weeb is just dumping megatons of spaghetti right now

*looks back*

oh sh-sh-shit i n-n-need to t-t-t-t-talk about this graph n-n-n-n-n-ow

watch the dota 2 stream but mute the sound and play this talk in the background

Results.

damn all this time I've read and heard about this guy yet never saw him speak live and he turns out to have the speech quality equal to mine when I gave an autistic speech in middle school about video games and stuttered my way through it. Kinda feel bad for him. Can't help but have a good laff about it though.

>man who has long dreamed of making life multiplanetary
>became billionaire
>started a rocket company
>literally a billionaire and started a rocket company
>now gets to explain to everyone how we can live on mars
>is literally going to fucking do it through dosh and sheer force of will
>in his excitement he has trouble speaking

user he's living out every 8 year old Veeky Forumsentist's dream show some respect please.

CANADA BTFO

How will leafs ever recover?

elon is a disgrace of a pseudo intellectual, he just has the money to make ideas we've been thinking of for the past century finally work, and suddenly, he's the fucking genius.

>giant space dildo named Dragon
You think they are one of their sponsers?

he's been doing massive PR all day every day for years. It's not weird to expect him to be at least as good as a middle school kid voice cracking through a book report.

> chief engineer

suuuure elon show me your credentials bitch

He seems particularly stuttery today.

Unless you have actually helped mankind or are a genius, you're just a weeb posting runes on a Mongolian tincture market

does he have an stuttering problem? What the actual fuck

>M.Eng / PhD
>works for Elon or Boeing
>who's the bitch now

He has brain damage from getting his head kicked in at school.

What has Elon invented to improve the aerospace industry? He's no different than all the other large aerospace CEOs, but he's the only one that people jerk off to.

Hint: he didn't invent landing rockets.

> He got pushed down a set of stairs by bullies when he was a kid and suffered brain damage.

- Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future by Ashlee Vance

you're right, he commercialized it

his accent is like a weird mix of RP english, south african and american

If you think musk is original or a genius, you're deluded into his cult of personality. He's bright, but he's not a fucking god like you fools who barely passed high school seem to think.

>BFR shoots F1's as rocket missiles

he's so cute

Autism is a super power. You just need to learn how to wield it.

he's only good at memorizing lines for PR purposes, his engineers do the heavy-lifting

So you aint salty? Not just one bit? How does it feel to be this dense?

>What has Elon invented to improve the aerospace industry?

It's less that Elon invented anything particularly extraordinary - it is simply impressive that he is a successful, multidisciplinary engineer that oversees a lot of the production and design himself, and he seems genuinely interested in using those skills to do all the cool shit that people want to see happen.

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If you've done a single thing to help your community, let alone the world, then why don't you pony the fuck up.

Ehh I don't really care about Elon or any of this. But what I do know is that Tesla stock is going to explode tomorrow due to all the fanboy investors jerking off to this.

nasdaq.com/symbol/tsla

:)

sure but user you must understand how you look when you come into the livestream thread about the new spacex stuff, and say that the man who is most directly responsible for shaking up the rocket industry in recent memory isn't really that great. sure, he's not literally einstein or even von braun, but that isn't the only criteria for greatness or a requirement to inspire others.

so... like all the other big aerospace CEOs? He's the only one that gets idolized. Orbital ATK, LM, and all the other big aerospace companies just don't spend as much on reddit PR or have CEOs with massive egos.

thought not, please leave the board until you actually become a net benefit on the world

Im more interested in the battery he's supposed to make for South Australia.

I'm just here for some perspective on this circlejerk

Did I just see two spacecrafts go ass-to-ass?

It's a good thing

DOUBLE SPACE DILDO CONFIRMED

Name one that has done as much, on projects that are as interesting, in as many different industries. Genuinely curious.

this is basically how most STEMfags speak in my experience

benis

>"mate at the r-r-r-rear s-s-section h-heh"

Watch this very closely.

HOLY SHIT BREHS

Pretty much this, if Musk had Hughes level confidence he'd literally be unstoppable.

AF confirmed to use this to collect foreign satellites for research

It's Space Shuttle baiting 2.0
Get ready for Rush-an huge expenditure to try an replicate it.

>c'mon guys it's current year
Musk is dead to me now

neck yourself

b4 u wreck yoself.

literally die

>equating sjw "current year" to a lack of space progress

>2012+5
>Not having a moon base
AEIOU.

Q2 2018 FIRST SHIP

MOON BASE!

Interesting that he's already ordered tooling for it. Did they figure out the carbon fiber tank construction already?

Twenny Twenny Too BAYBEE!
>Not wanting to be a mars miner
I do hope Elon calls his first mining company Ultor.
Anything else would be unacceptable.

WE CAN DO IT ELON

Total recall will be real.

2024 MANNED MARS MISSIONS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>yfw not only will you fly MuskAir to mars but also to meet your chinese overlords

The absolute madman.

The fucking madman is going to kill off the 747's he kept mentioning

>go to china
no thanks

MARS IN 2024

Boners.

For a second I thought Elon designed a hyperloop boat

holy shit

So where do I sign up for mars mining jobs?
Goddamn.

>illegal mexicans will be able to anchor in america in less than 20 minutes

SPACELINE X - ANYWHERE ON EARTH IN 30 MIN

THIS WILL NEVER WORK
ELON IS A PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL BRAINLET
SCREENCAP THIS

A thought, this might finally make Antarctica a useful land...