How to structure a joke?

How to structure a joke?

I want to impress someone with a funny 1 or 2 page text. What are some key elements and stylistic aspects to take into account.

My favorite jests are structured like pyramidical fractals

Kid you're either funny or you're not and judging from this post I can be reasonably sure you're not

please do your own homework op

>Kid you're either funny or you're not
Assuming I'm funny. How to structure it in text?

You could reply this to every thread, then.

This is about writing and I'm very seriouz about doing a good job

read like 10 of kafkas short stories, especially the very short ones, and figure it out for yourself.

Why don't you impress them more by getting as massive as me, Connor Murphy!

do whatever, just end it with a fart

I'd rather impress woman with my witty intellectual humor than with my superficial muscles.

You'll be waiting a long time then

always remember that the punchline goes at the end

And never forget that the joke is in your hand

Perhaps he wants to impress you, Connor.

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If it bends, it's funny. Also, comedy is tragedy plus time.

Thanks for the reply.
Bends how?

bunmo

funniness is inborn. either you have the stylistic sensitivity to pick up on whether or not a joke works or you don't

>Setup
>Punchline
That's literally it. If the setup is long, put smaller jokes inside the setup to keep laughs coming, and structure the whole thing as a story.

Also somewhat this:

I impress them with my trusted penis desu

>If the setup is long, put smaller jokes inside the setup to keep laughs coming,

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