>go to the library
>ask if they have Book by Author
>"sorry user, how do you spell that"?
Wtf guys, why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?
>go to the library
>ask if they have Book by Author
>"sorry user, how do you spell that"?
Wtf guys, why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?
>the job of a librarian is to know every author ever
>going to the library
Wtf guys, why do these little frogposters get a thread in place of someone else?
it was a well-known author, you salty bitch
>the job of a librarian mostly deals with knowing things about books
Oh sweetie, was this your first time out of the house?
can I lick your ass?
Well you did not stated by your opening post! That's reminds me the similar situation Gregory Berrycone have encountered.
Which one? (Not him, just interested)
n--n-no thank you
Who's Gregory Berrycone?
probably a meme
Hey guys.
Is this faggot yours? We don't want him. Take him back
Go back playing with your toys.
fuck off
suck my dick
You're right, user, it's well-known that one needs 15 years of postgraduate studies to be entrusted with stocking shelves for minimum wage. She probably slept with someone to get that lucrative job.
>Nietzsche
>How do you spell that?
>Idk, how do YOU spell that, bitch?! You know what? Fuck it, gimme some Schopenhauer
>How do you spell that?!
>...
Implying I wasn't setting user up for the punchline: 'He's the main character of my new absurdist novella'.
I'm OP. Literally this
Minor character lad
what's up today with libraries and bookstores?
>why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?
Usually they smell better and are more at ease speaking to patrons than the massively intelligent guys who waddle in to apply for the job.