Go to the library

>go to the library
>ask if they have Book by Author
>"sorry user, how do you spell that"?

Wtf guys, why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?

>the job of a librarian is to know every author ever

>going to the library

Wtf guys, why do these little frogposters get a thread in place of someone else?

it was a well-known author, you salty bitch

>the job of a librarian mostly deals with knowing things about books

Oh sweetie, was this your first time out of the house?

can I lick your ass?

Well you did not stated by your opening post! That's reminds me the similar situation Gregory Berrycone have encountered.

Which one? (Not him, just interested)

n--n-no thank you

Who's Gregory Berrycone?

probably a meme

Hey guys.
Is this faggot yours? We don't want him. Take him back

Go back playing with your toys.

fuck off

suck my dick

You're right, user, it's well-known that one needs 15 years of postgraduate studies to be entrusted with stocking shelves for minimum wage. She probably slept with someone to get that lucrative job.

>Nietzsche
>How do you spell that?
>Idk, how do YOU spell that, bitch?! You know what? Fuck it, gimme some Schopenhauer
>How do you spell that?!
>...

Implying I wasn't setting user up for the punchline: 'He's the main character of my new absurdist novella'.

I'm OP. Literally this

Minor character lad

what's up today with libraries and bookstores?

>why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?
Usually they smell better and are more at ease speaking to patrons than the massively intelligent guys who waddle in to apply for the job.