Thought my penis was 4"

>thought my penis was 4"
>it's actually over 5''

I might make it bros!!!

>thought my penis was 7"
>its actually 5.5
:(

hmm

>thought my dick was small my whole life
>look at average
>it's 5in
>measure my own
>it's 7in bonepressed (6.5 )

If only I didn't shake uncontrollably when speaking with a girl, I could've totally made it ;)

>>look at average
>>it's 5in
This is what gave me hope. I thought 5 was below average.

One of the lucky ones

lul

>7 inches but pencil dick
>gf always comments on how long it is when she's giving head
>immediately think about how she specifically said long and not big
>think about my poor girth and feel bad
>too much of a bitch to say anything to her about it

>thought my post was on-topic
>turns out it's actually shit

>tfw 5.5 pencil dick

Am i gonna make it?

>>thought my post was on-topic
That's where you're wrong.

Veeky Forums is full off short dicked losers.

I forget who did this but go look at greek and Roman sculptures to convince yourself that size doesn't truly matter.
(I really can't remember which two authors did this but thought it was pretty epic)

why is Veeky Forums so goddamn autistic

you would think people who are this well read would have better verbal and communication skills

Why did Christians chop the penises off Greek statues but leave the testicles in place?

>above-average length dick but also 6'4
My height diminishes its appearance

Its a metaphor for cuckolding

>tfw 5.4 dick but 5"7 height

It looks big on me baby.

This thread is Veeky Forums related.

It's more Veeky Forums. But Veeky Forums is shit so...

But why leave the low hanging fruit?

yeah so don't let the shit from Veeky Forums spill over here

>mods please allow art threads here though, those are good desu

>HIStory

What are you a sexist bigot?

Yes indeed I am, M'Lady.