Engineers

Why are we so superior to all others in STEM?

cuz le epic money

>le false premise thread
The cum you swallow must supercharger your brain.

Semen contains a lot of proteins, which are good for ye brains

this is now an engineers hate thread. post what you've got.

>Be me
>Be well adjusted engineer
>Everyday me and my BF walk by the science offices to gawk at scientists like our favorite zoo animals.
>Happily married.
>Life goes on.

Pure Meth rots your brains.

Because we're Chads.

>implying your teenage years didn't consist of getting slammed into the lockers 5 days a week by actual chads who are going to major in business and become your employer
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hey man why does it have to be a competition

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Engineering science is based off results.

Other fields of STEM really on scientific method and metaphysical logic.

Scientists have to prove things repeatable in a LAB context. Engineers have to proove something safe in a real world context. Therefore engineers are superior.

Yeah what you said but re-phrased for 1st year scientists:

Scientists have to prove things repeatable in a LAB context. Engineers have to prove something safe in a real world context. Therefore engineers are superior.

t. Starve to death

>implying a geologist or an astrophysicist makes lab based predictions
>implying enginequeers prove anything
Absolute brainlet posts.

>be me, le epic engineer
>300k starting
>browse reddit at office daily to get the latest and greatest rage memes
>still have lingering taste of cum in mouth
>boss wants me to figure out how to integrate e^x as no one else in my department can figure it out
>after spending hours in CAD and Multisim, I determine it is around 3^x, which is about the same as pi^x. I take this result to my boss, thus proving that int(e^x) = int(pi^x)
>go to lunch at 10 am because I am le epic hardworker
>Chad Physicist and Mathematician from R&D snicker at me as I talk in reverence about Bill Nye and all the great things he has done for science
>I bet they don't even know he IS the science guy
>pull my fedora over my eyes and ninja sprint back to office
>it's 1pm now and my shift is almost finished, better praise Elon Musk
>after a hard day at work I go home to my boyfriend so he can pound my asshole
>300k
>STARTING
>thus is the life of an engineer

my sides

great pic, did you make it for your penis?

No, because this picture doesn't trigger your mom's gag reflex.

His mother would throw up at the sight of your mangled micro penis that has been turned inside out and fashioned into a clit.

official freshman thread
gas yourselves

Always thought of it as the scientists finding new shit, and engineers actually making it useful.

You should write books.