Tfw Aristotle drinks the hemlock

>tfw Aristotle drinks the hemlock

>tfw Yeshua gets nailed to the cross

>tfw Beatriz dies

>tfw The man goes to the bathroom

...

>tfw Pinecone still alive

>tfw the la fakers win the worldpup

this is terrible, should be wojak jesus with roman soldiers as pepes

It was plato that drank the hemlock you fucking moron

Or is he?

*pluto

you can't even spell his name right you danm retard

i think he knows that, he was just joking

I just began reading the Symposium, why is it all about boyfucking? I thought philosophy was about concepts, not being a gigantic queer

you idiot it was homer

Homer?

MORE LIKE HOMO

ER

gaysex is really about getting to KNOW thing in itself, as its not results in new life. Its just for pleasure case
>inb4 b-but pleasure is bad guize
for you. Plato advocated using pleasure as a reward for being good citizen, taking part in war etc

Is this bait? Bait that was baited off another bait?

It was fucking Socrates who drank hemlock

go away reddit

No, Diogenes drank the hemlock as a practical joke

POETS BTFO

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER???

I thought it was Plutarch.

>be Plato
>want to fug that sweet boipucci
>still argue that it is unnatural and should be outlawed
patrician af

Aristotle ran away like a bitch.