Have read just about every book discussed on Veeky Forums

>Have read just about every book discussed on Veeky Forums
>Have read most of the Greeks and Western canon
>When I talk to someone in real life I cannot form coherent sentences and trip over every word

clearly you forgot to read Aristotle's Rhetoric

restart with the Greeks

>ate just about every dish on earth
>doesn't know how to boil an egg
really makes you think

didn't anyone tell this user not to talk to ordinary people after finishing the canon? he's probably been out there trying to communicate for days

jesus fuck

i want answers people

Are you saying reading the canon has made me to intelligent to interact with anyone?

Did you read them properly? Did you analyse? Did you understand them?

...

>Understand them
HOL UP HOL UP
WHAT IS THIS NEW MEME?!

Why nobody told me about this? I started with the greeks, read them like I read my beloved author Dan Brown (rushing through the book) AN NIGGA, YOU BE SAYIN THAT AINT ENOUGH?!
I GOTTA THINK TOO??!!

FUCK THIS

Go to Reddit

I thought he did well I give him a
(+1) and a (you)

it's because you are uninteresting. inately maybe but definitely due to how you've read. you've no depth user! find something that facinates you, some time or place or topic, and read and think about that. rinse repeat.

Which greeks have you read and to what extent?

Kek

>mfw brainlets fall for the reading meme
every time, man
that's thousands of hours you will never get back

good advice.

How will being interesting help me if I cant even order properly at a restaurant?

It's autism, I'm sorry to say.

Nigga the Greeks went outside.

>made me to intelligent
nah, you're good.

>Have read most of the Greeks and Western canon

You absolutely have not. Also,

>not developing your own tastes

kek

>frogposting
No, I don't think you're too intelligent for anything.

You have to practice mate. No skill comes 100%.

>being this new

is there a book for that

Try writing daily and organizing your thoughts, goals, and feelings. Read more on how to make use of the creative aspect of thought, and not just the analytical aspect.

Speech is a different skillset than reading.and understanding.

>has read every book discussed on Veeky Forums
all 7 of them.