SIX WORD STORY THREAD

Mutant wolverine meets clone, fights evil.

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I fucked your mothers nasty pussy-hole.

Original poster: happened to be faggot.

In the dead of night, transmissions stopped

Nice girl, but poses for money

He turned around and saw it.

The entire concept of LOGAN cracks me up.
Okay, so it's about wolverine
uh-huh
but it's a drama
uh-HUH
you know, like a drama-drama. There's a lot of sad music and panning shots of the sun setting in the desert and a tired middle aged man driving down an empty high-way while his maybe daughter stares out of the window.
UH-HUH
People still die tho.
Professor X is the sick wife.

Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna watch the fuck out of it, but the trailer made me fucking lose it.

Veidt. Possibly Homosexual. Must investigate further.

It's basically Children of Men with claws.
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Opposing one enemy (two, counting God).

I know. It's gonna be awesome.

One enemy remained, two counting God

The dead came back, world ended

Holy... I want more.

Hey, incidentally that was six words.

My cock couldn't take it anymore.

does it work as a story?

You girls, I'm the supreme gentleman.

Step. Crack. Mother, I love you.

OP ruined own thread. Deletes it.

Tripfag commits suicide. No one cares.

Crash, mother has just made pancakes.

Read it in my diary desu.

ISIS beheading Christians in Syria. Sad!

Some truths can not be denied.

They thought they were helping me.

"Thanks," she said to the mortician.

I can't believe it's not butter.

"Yes!" she exalted, DMV employees staring.

My partner never slept, only stared.

My mirror nevermore mirrored my movements.

Hearts are kiss cams for whores.

8/10

...

Last man on earth. Phone rings.

They stole my comic-books OP: fag.

He was the biggest guy around.

4u.meme

Saw, snatched, smiled, snarfed, urk-urk-urk, died..

I told you already, no deepthroating

user posts;
Holy...I want more.

The reason he killed was he loved.

Fuck, one to many.

I'm alone, so who was phone?

That 'god' will not be capitalized.

Be forewarned, I don't pull punches.

Boy meets girl, courage to genocide

He shit while he cried, incontinence.

Vasectomy. Blind Surgeon. Lost my Appendix.

>Wolverine and Professor X will die

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Pos seeking pos: versatile bear needed.

he killed because he loved

None of this is my fault.

for sale, infinite jest, never read

Man at the altar, all alone.

things that make you go hmm

I eat children on wheat bread.

Vagina Wolf vs Lubricious Tentacle Monsters!

Stop Daddy, I'm still a virgin!

lying on the bed i lie.

Can christ fags count to six?

Moosecock invasion.
Pounded.Spurted.Drowned.

(did I win?)

good ones

this is bad. Go back, redditor

Original protagonist is a passive homosexual

Dog moves. Stops when it warms.

White bread is better than wheat.

thank god i'm a gynecologist

I died, then the bloodlust started.

Maman died today, or maybe yesterday?

You're not a virgin anymore, daughter.

"Just do it!" he cried out.

"He will not divide us!" KEK.

I would never do this here

Soldiers sought glory. They're grass now.

Two overfed women, rolling over hills.

well meme'd Veeky Forums comment induces laughter

twice apparently

Big black cock gapes white anus

best one itt

I think I lost the plutonium

He talked to himself--he lied

Kid gets vaccinated, develops autism. Sad!

Bullets taste sweeter than her kisses

kiss all night, never calls back

You are just a pussy doctor.

six six six six six six.

For sale: worn babies. Never shoed.

Even after the funeral I stayed.

"You?"
"Never did."
"The Kenosha?"
"...Kid..."

A tank wanders, its crew missing.

She's got a damned good eye.

A boat sails on murky waters.

"Oh hey, that's a keen blade."

"Plan B?"
"Nope."
"Plan C?!"
"Yup."

"What. Do. The numbers, MEAN Mason?!"

At long last, euthanasia is legal.

Marvel movies are my favorite.

Faggot OP makes thread. Guaranteed replies.

Nos morituri te salutamus--aut non!

Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A.

(though this is stolen from Camus)
So far these are the most emotive.