Steps on Mars

Do you know how many fucking rachelcucks there are on the subreddit?
>she was good in season 13 though!
britney is literally one of the best hgs of all time, and idiots still prefer that turd.

Just another 30 years until I can go to the other side of the planet on a 30min rocket ride.

>thinks saying "men" and "mankind" is acceptable in the current year

>steps on Mars
>a small step fo- oh god
>what is this!?!?*static* It's moving*radio static* HE**LP-***
>HELPPPP

>cut

I really hope the quote is something stupid like "Fuck, did I leave my oven on?". Whoever's in charge would never report that, though

>steps on Mars
>hitler was right

I just realized I used the wrong man
>tfw brainlet

I hope they get an important writer to make something up

Brittbritt is a goddess, die in an electrical storm

>Steps on Mars
>"I officially declare liking traps isn't gay on Mars."

>steps on Mars
>"niggers tongue my anus"

>and here we are, on another useless rock lost in space

>> mobility system touchdown on martian regolith
>> beep boop
>> let's take 10 processor cycles to remember our glorious victory over humankind
>> beep boop
>> begin regolith extraction and processing operations

>steps on mars
>"that's one small step for woman (man), one giant leap for woman(man)kind."

kek

>steps on Venus
>yet another successful female oppression tactic, brought to you by Patriarchy, Inc.

>treads on you
>a small increase in taxes, but a giant leap for big government

>Step on mars
>I could only do all this thanks to my faith in God

>Steps on Mars
>CUT, that's a wrap boys

>paws on Mars
>”this could have only been achievable through the power of barking. May Dog bless Laika! Without Laika, we could have never defeated the evil mailmen! For Laika!”

best one so far

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>steps on mars
>un pequeño paso para el hombre, un gran paso para la humanidad

>steps on mars
>sopa do maccaco uma delicia

>quack quack quack
>quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

>steps on mars
>pfft, that's nothing. i solved stepping on mars when i was 9

>steps on Mars
>We're heading into a rising wind
but really though, I liked how... I believe it was Mission to Mars, did it, with the quote from Genesis, I can't find it for the life of me

>steps on Mars
>first, lol

>Steps on mars
>Pajeet astronauts poo everywhere

>steps on mars
>"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

>"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.
>There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
>The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
>As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
>I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

pop in this underground vacuum
whatcouldgowrong.jpg

>reading comprehension this bad
britney is the best, rachel is a whore. that was evident from my post. seems like you need a Veeky Forums binge.

>steps behind mars
>nothing personal, kid

Lold

Kek

Who's this penis pleasurer?

>steps on mars
>"yeet on these goofy niggers"

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>steps on mars
>"Wow, the dirt on this set is great. It's like I'm really on ma- Oh, we're live?"
This is a temptation that nobody would be able to resist.

>steps on mars
>t-thanks y... you t-too..

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this thread made me realize how much i dont want the first person on mars to be a woman.

It's MALE! MALE!!!

How can anyone fuck up this bad?

The correct answer is "well here we are"

All this /BB/ in Veeky Forums? I dig it, lads.

What is BB?

>steps on Mars
>all those years sucking Elon Musky Balls were worth it

there's the possibility that Musk might decide to go so he can be the first person on Mars

pure kino every summer

Big Brother

If we don't have a man be the first person to step foot on Mars and a woman be the first person to step foot on Venus then what the fuck are we even going to space for?

he'll definitely do that
one of us is going to have to beat him to it

>Step on Mars
>hey Vsauce, Michael here
>Are Traps Gay?
youtube.com/watch?v=S0nYB2x7jcU