*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Would it be weird to also sit down a little distance away? Seems like a better option than turning and leaving or asking her to move.

>gaming
>graphic novels

I turn around 360 degrees and back away, wondering why I was close to those sections in the bookshop.

depends, how handsome are you?

once the the seed of doubt is planted there's no getting rid of it anymore, is there ?

*sucks my dick*

Asking her to move is the best option though. She's selfishly obstructing the aisle when they provide chairs for reading.

Like a 7

>see my chance
>"accidentally" trip over her leg, onto her
>s-sorry, didn't see you there

>barnes and noble

I'd tell her to fuck off, and then I'd wonder what I'm doing there.

I step on her feet and i continue walking, because that whore is in front of that Minecraft novel i want to buy.

Cut my peepee on that edge

She could either be reading an extraordinary tale of womanhood and spirituality, or it could be a retarded Japanese manga!

And look at the size of her coffee, its not hard to realize what kind of a woman we are dealing with. The caffeinated partially wasted bourgeoisie bred women who cant go left, and cant go right. What the steppenwolf complained about in his horrible descent into madness, is exactly what this girl is. She probably can't even do the foxtrot.

She has sexy legs, but a drained head!

>being this servile

Steal your books from an indie shop or download them. In any event, there's no excuse not to take them for free.

doable

>shoes
>no socks
Hmmmh

Is she in the YA section?
Of course she fucking is.

>She has sexy legs, but a drained head!
waifu material desu

>"reading out there? pathetic"

not quite, she would have to be illiterate for that

you would prefer if she was in the OA section?

reminder that EVERY supposedly candid photo like this one is STAGED as an affectation so she can post it on her Insta with a #nerd tag

I thought sitting in entrances, stairs and narrow aisles was a Spanish thing, and this appears to be a British or American bookshop. A tourist or foreign student, perhaps? Why this form of protest and attention-seeking?

Agrood

that's going straight idiot, you turn 180

Her low sleeves suggests that she slits her wrists, so she might be unstable.

She need's to be in the manga section :^)

Actually she should just be the general fiction section.
(I don't know what the OA section is. There are no Barnes and Nobles near me)

Have you ever had basic math, dude? You're just shaming yourself now.

you can't download physical books you mong

kys

how fat are you there's plenty of room to walk

>Not accidentally spilling her coffee and hoping it ruins a bunch of books she has to pay for when you walk past her

anyone have any luck picking up chicks in book stores?

>Not knocking it over so it runs under her bottom and then yelling "Looks like someone just got a wet pussy for me!"

*step over her leg*
wow that was hard

Yea but I'm attractive so it doesn't really count.

Easier than other places because of the easy talking points

She is wearing all black, so this girl is an obvious cosmopolitan... who lives in New York, and is a toooootall neeeerd!

Having sex with her is one thing, getting married and living together sounds like more pain, then an interracial marriage!

She is simply trying to make a scene and get noticed.

At the B&N I go to, people aren't allowed to sit in the aisles. Should I ask her to move myself or should I get one of the cashiers to rough her up a bit for disobeying the rules?

You shouldn't be so subservient to sociopaths like this.

>Graphic Novels
>not a single Moore or R. Crumb
for what purpose

well it does say 'new releases.' crumb's absence wouldn't surprise me but there's no way they don't carry at least watchmen.

>back away

>would it be weird to also sit down a little distance away
No it wouldn't if you're a shameless imbecile that doesn't give a flying fuck about decency and would sell his soul in order to get a taste of some skank's stretched pussy. Kys fucktard

*blocks your path*

>posts on Veeky Forums
>doesn't know how to read

That's the type of girl that brands herself as 'literary' and 'smart' but only dates jock types.

The skin on his neck makes his face look like a rubber mask.

Get outta the way bish

*flashes her a sight of the hardcover of "On Women" in my backpack"

embarassing

>if you're a shameless imbecile that doesn't give a flying fuck about decency and would sell his soul in order to get a taste of some skank's stretched pussy
It's like you know me

retard?

>This pseud doesn't even know the 360/180 intentional mistake meme

The usual. Step over her legs while sharply glancing down at her crotch in case there's some exposure. If there is, stop in mid-step, give her my best creepy old pervert smile, say "Niiiice" and lick my lips. If not, just "accidentally" slap her in the face with my dick on the way past and apologize.

I'd plant my seed in her doubt, if you catch my fancy.

i've never seen this happen outside of the manga and comic book aisle.

I'd rather plant my seed in her fallow field, if your matching my motion.

>This newfag doesnt realize that the reply is also a meme

->

>He wouldnt playfully skip over her, look back and wink and say "I guess youre the field hazard"
Learn how to play the game

I'll block three of her paths

So like, when you're in an isle like this and it's smaller together, is it more improper to get over her with your ass to her ass or your groin?

The game of having autism?

A 9/10 or 10/10 could get away with it and probably bang her too.

I always make sure my cock touches her bum a bit.

Yeah, but they'd still be an autistic 9 or 10.

Soñar es gratis

Of course it is ffs

-N

It doesn't matter what you say, as long as you say something. The barrier isn't so impenetrable as you think. Has nothing to do with autism.

>leather bag

Ugh, I'm vegan.

>finish my run
>decide to stop by B&N after I get my coffee
>oh they have the new Rice novel
>my legs hurt
>nobody is around, I'll just sit on the floor and read the inside flap
>feel like I'm being watched
>suddenly some greasy dude in a Tapout shirt is walking towards me
>I awkwardly smile and motion that I'll move
>he suddenly lunges over my legs
>the air he wafts into my face reeks
>it's like he has showered in days
>he looks back at me and winks
>"I guess you're the field hazard."
>my skin begins to crawl
>put book back on shelf, it sounds like shit.
>I can't wait to tell my gf about this weird dude.
>oh god he's clearly looking at me from the other side of the manga rack.
>does he think I can't see him.
>I should write this up on feministing.

Woah, a woman trying to get attention?!
Thats sexist!

Why is this so unironically funny

woops sorry, heh heh. *ACCIDENTALLY kicks starbucks directly in to her face* heh nothing personnel kid. *ACCIDENTALLY knocks entire bookshelf on her. hehe nothing personnel kid. *tosses lit match on wreckage heap and moonwalks out of barnes in nobles and goes to mom and pop store across the street*

why not, if they're genuine sociopaths they wouldn't care one way or the other.

Probably because there was a literal retard asking "Would it be weird to also sit down a little distance away? Seems like a better option than turning and leaving or asking her to move."

A 9/10 or 10/10 could walk around dressed as a clown and bang women.

*waits for the shutter sound so I don't walk into the picture*

Yeah this is probably it

Sounds like a new porno theme. Bang bus but with a clown van.

Yeah, and us average dudes have to press her buttons 100% right and keep her entertained all the time to even get a chance.

They care if you step on their legs. And she has annoyingly boring legs for such a nice face.

>shutter sound

>Mothra, this retard is like from the 90s or something LMAO.

yeah I'll just start stepping on girls legs, sure that will work out great for me.

"Average" is still a wide spectrum. Apparently people have no right to try and find a person, out of the many available, that they can connect with. Remember: Social skills are important, especially if yours are not so good.

>not being pro-equality

>the real newfag doesn't know that taking the two memes seriously is a meme itself

Rough her up yourself.

>gratitude is servitude
You're a faggot.

so a 6

get a cashier and then smirk when she gets pissy

proceed to sit down on the next aisle

I don't understand your point.

/thread

This is gold right here

Sorry Tuckoo, c-can I get through please?

Nice legs! Also, I really really love ponytails! Would you please consider wearing round earrings? They would look great on you! I can already imagine you saying no with your head and the earrings flopping around!

it works every time. any board.

You fucking IDIOT you must know that you yourself are being memed too?

literally perfect

*stomps on your cunt*

hey guys can i get through here? sorry