Hey Veeky Forums, what experiment should I run on a bunch of isopods for my undergrad bio lab?

Hey Veeky Forums, what experiment should I run on a bunch of isopods for my undergrad bio lab?

effect of a giant fucking screwdriver to the heart

how long can they live outside water?
that's not a lab bio suggestion, that's a legit question

Lab bio should be if you can litter box train them

Tolerance to ethanol. Get them fuckers DRUNK

Do some transgenetic stuff and get them to glow in the dark!

Holy shit, user, who many isopods do you have access to?

Isopods vs Dogs: cuddling abilities compared

See if react to lysergic acid diethylamide.

I did this for my research project in first year too. I loved those little guys.
Try spraying chemicals on them or put them in with a bunch of other insects and see how they react.

Turn them into weapons and get those military bux

Feed them hormones to evolve them into Kabutops.

This. Pump them full of insect steroids and IGF1/insulin and try to create a 20kg monster.

Around a dozen. There used to be more, but they kept dying.

Gee I wonder why

>two go in nearly complete darkness
>two go in an environment that is lit similarly to their natural habitat
>two go in an environment that is extremely bright

>see how they do after a week

This

Those are some weird shells.
If you pulled that off, would he die?

I read that some eat only once a year.

This. Try to increase their metabolism by 1000%.

Yes, the shell is stuck to it

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big Isopod.