How litterate is your cat?

How litterate is your cat?

I don't have a cat.

My turtle reads at an American High-School level.
(he can't read)

She's trained but she goes in the garden.

>My turtle reads at an American High-School level.
>(he can't read)

I have to admit that I laughed

he does nothing but sleep in the sun all day and lick his own butthole
pretty literate then

Castrato is just attacking Lady for no apparent reason, again. He also likes water, so I've no idea what went wrong with him.

sounds like the average poster on this board
tfw everyone here is actually a cat

He pissed on my copy of Gravity's Rainbow. So I guess he can read pretty well.

niggas got gud taste.

oh it's a pretty kitty

why so grumpy though?

He reads by nuzzling

Well.. my pussy just finished Bernhards 'Woodcutters', so..

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In 2005 my cat wrote a study about misogyny in the first six books of Tacitus' Annales.
In 2008 its essay about gender in Flavian Rome was published by Journal of Gender Studies .

ASOIAF
LOTR
Dune
The wheel of time

she is a big fantasy fan

I've become allergic to my pet... :(

>joke: meow
>woke: Mrkgnao

>tfw no catto

Loves vollmann. Pleb as fuck desu senpai.

post rare cats

>Reading translations
Your cat is shit.

>not sub-nuzzling

fucking PLEB

kek

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