I just jerked off

Do you guy do this too?

Never in my life.

hello mods, i thought i would use this as an opportunity to ask you why you hate my shitposts so much more than other peoples shitposts?

I am seriously working hard on controlling myself.
I am down from whenever I wanted which ended up being at least 2 or 3 times a day to once or twice a week.
Did nofapnovemeber as well.

This is killing me though I feel.

I just posted it, give it some time.

I also would like to know the answer to this question, mods.
Some of us are clearly discriminated against.

this

should i fap before i write? Sometimes it helps with distractions, sometimes drains me of energy

The mods love my shitposts except when they don't

please gib one month ban. i need to get some reading done. if you don't i will resort to drastic measures

you should fap while you write

no nonono keep the erection going but don't ejaculate

You should write with your love nectar.

Occasionally. Not to pornography any more, since it is legitimately dehumanizing and profoundly undignified.

i just made doodoo

i think i will fap right now, i drank too much coffee and feel bit panicky. Try to persuade me

nothing matters

tits>ass

Amen

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when you guys get banned does it just incentivize you to shipost harder and send this board down the shitter or do you think about your actions?

ok why is this thread still up?

Not OP, but I always get a good chuckle out of imagining a 400 pound virgin angrily rumbling, clumsily reaching for the mouse and then wobbling his gelatinous arm toward the "ban user" button.
The risk is its own reward.

low test detected

how about I fuck your wife while I'm at it

At what?

A few months ago my libido suddenly crashed and burned in the middle of a bad depressional spiral, and has yet to recover. I see this as a good thing since I now have to force myself to fap even once monthly, where before I was doing it almost daily.

This isn't any worse than Joyce threads.

You were banned from all boards for posting , a violation of Global Rule 3:

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Your ban was filed on February 16th, 2017 and expired on March 16th, 2017 at 16:15 ET. The name you were posting with was Dr X.

Now that you have seen this message, this ban is now no longer active.

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all in accordance with the tao

>Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text
Is #3 the most bullshit, meaningless, most open to interpretation rule ever?

Yeah, we need mods.
Why do my threads about authorial intent get deleted, but this shit stays up.

You just raped me with this patriarchal display of male biology and I'm alerting the authorities. Cyber bullying is a crime and you can be proscuted for it.

careful with that uncalled for catchphrase,user

stop these off-topic replies at once!

ITT: indecipherable text everywhere desu