MOTHER IT'S ME GREGOR
MOTHER IT'S ME GREGOR
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goddammit I laughed.
Have your goddamn you.
no u
>Kafka spends the first eight pages describing Gregor's struggle in getting out of bed and to his bedroom door
Truly, this is a master-work.
wait. its going to get better. check this out
was metamorphosis an example of magical realism?
I laughed.
I'm still giggling as I write this post.
OH YOU COCKSUCKER
shut up discussion cuck don'tbring that shit in my thread. this herethread is for shitposting and memes
>The stew was the same everyday
I guess the real Verwandlung were the friends we made along the way.
>be me
>wake up
>stiffer than usual
>no biggie, i'll walk it off
>try getting out of bed
>can’t move
>panic.jpg
>keep trying
>boss comes
>im_screwed.wav
>sister and mom and dad come
>i'm hideous
>sister gives me milk
>wtf was she thinking
>scream until she gives me good food
>luxurious crumbs and rotten fruit
>hang from ceiling when i'm not under the couch
rate my life
kek
Anyone have any interesting themes that you came up with on your own when reading this?
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GET OUT FILTHY TURK
i didn't even register the op picture as a cockroach, it just automatically registered as a regular beetle because that's how i always imagined gregor.
i'm a lonely german
a lonely german from prague
i wonder what i'll write about?
i think i'll write about bugs
Did Kafka identify as german? I think he didn't, he thought of himself more as a Jew didn't he?
>Franz Kafka, of all people, had a collection of surprisingly dirty pornography.
>It included images of a hedgehog-style creature performing fellatio, golem-like male creatures grasping women's breasts with their claw-like hands and a picture of a baby emerging from a sliced-open leg.
Kafka was deep into erotic sonic fanfiction, no wonder he burned most of his work.
>a cockroach
He is not a cockroach!
What is wrong with your translations?!?!?!?
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>I think he didn't, he thought of himself more as a Jew didn't he?
These aren't mutually exclusive.
What book is this shitpost from
It's a fucking hilarious thread, while your post is absolute shit. Kys
NOT THE APPLE NO
They're as mutually exclusive as muslim brits
Wew lad!
I really, really like this image because of its deep metaphor. A Jew is like a banana. The peel of the banana is akin to the peel of the Jew, it's merely a cover to shield the true nature of the fruit. Jews are a nomadic pest which integrate only on the very most shallow of levels, and they are always loyal to the interests of the Jews over their host countries, much like a pest-ridden banana is hidden from view under a seemingly normal skin.
why the fuck did i read that in an italian accent
ahahaha
The same can be said for a fascist.
Really makes you think
Absolutely incorrect, the fascist is loyal to his own nation, unless you mean skinhead gangs only. I would say that the fascist os more akin to a steadfast potato.
>the fascist is loyal to his own nation
o i am laffin
You should think outside the hemisphere my compadre
apple, my one weakness...
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>Kafka
>The "Dostoevsky sempai is my soul brother" man
>Dude who wrote the Trial
>Strongly jewish
I don't see it.
i wanked to this book
AMA
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no, goy, you don't understand! Kafka was a Jew just like Dostoevsky!
i meant that i never thought of him as a cockroach
op's pic is of a cockroach and some user said he was a turk, implying gregor is a cockroach (which i disagree with)
Did you just defend Turkey, shitlord?
i defended gregor, not turkey
to imply that gregor is a roach, or a turk, would be disgraceful
this is a no turk zone
r9k/10
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