Try to read a book

>try to read a book
>too autistically ADHD to pay attention to it
>read the words but have no idea what they signify
>have to read a passage at least once, very slowly to actually understand it

how do I fix this problem? I want to be able to read.

practice practice practice. isolate yourself for about an hour a day and just read, and keep at it.

play tennis, it's therapeutic

don't i have to buy some faggy bandana and then kill myself for this to work?

>not banana to make a mixed meme
ya blew it

yeah but if tennis is your life you end up dependent on smoking some high-resin Bob Hope

Select a piece of time for it.

For a time I was not much of a reader. After a break up I was kind of lost on what to do with my life, every monday, because I don't work that day, I would go to a cafe after lunch and read for an hour. Then I'd stop, I did not spend a whole afternoon there. I started craving for reading more and eventually I was reading in bed before sleep, in the bus, and still going to that cafe.

>have to read a passage at least once, very slowly to actually understand it

Das it mane. Just do this, then realize that before fast food and internet pornography, people had to work for gratification.

I struggled to read consistently until I turned a room into a reading area with no clock, no electronics that can distract me, a good light source and a comfortable enough chair to sit for hours.

As soon as I had to leave the room to become distracted I found it easier to keep reading undisturbed.

That's a great idea, I will ask Jeeves to prepare the spare sitting room in the east wing.