"Hey user what do you do for work?"

>"Hey user what do you do for work?"
"im an engineer"
>"what is that"
some autistic as fuck response trying to explain what I do. Her still looking puzzled, I just say its a bit like physics in high school
>"i didnt do science in high school"

Am I ever going to find a female?

Why the fuck would you want to?

I would avoid interacting with someone so stupid they don't even know what an engineer is.

you would be surprised how often this comes up

If I say mechanical engineer. 9/10 girls think im a car mechanic.

how do I microwave ppl

>I’m a computer engineer

>perfect! Can you fix this problem on my computer

So glad i work in infosec
>I'm a hacker
>Ooooooo!

>no

>>"Hey user what do you do for work?"
>"im an engineer"
>>"what is that"
>"It's like science, except it actually solves problems. Also, I get to laugh at butthurt poor people in damage control on Veeky Forums"
Was that so hard?

>"Hey user, what do you do for work?"
I'm a civilian mathematician for the military.
>"Lmao why would the army need math?"
Not sure, I'll consult my massive paycheck as to why.
>"..."

Working for the military makes me feel like I am supposed to an asshole to everyone who asks me about my job.

You could just act normal you know
>What do you do for work?
Im an engineer
>Oh, whats that?
I design machines
Design is considered to be high class, so its simple enough and it will save you trouble. There you have it

Not in a Western civilization :^)

what does your job entail? do you have much interaction with the military people day to day?

stop associating with retards

Not only do you associate with people retarded enough to not know what an engineer is, you're also retarded enough to be unable to explain your own job and interact with people on a basic level. That's pretty sad, to be honest.

So why would the army need maths ?

They need to figure out how many guns to send.

You are just an autist. Kys.

Then there is no reason to be with 9/10 girls other than your base instincts.

At least she didn't ask what kind of train...

>woman
What did you expect?