Won a short story competition

>won a short story competition
>the person running it asks me to send a headshot
>take a webcam photo, reduce the quality and send it over
>tfw I get a reply saying "ewww!" as part of a group email thread
>tfw get another email straight after apologizing for unprofessional and "tongue-in-cheek" comments
>tfw the woman running it literally says "but you weren't supposed to see it so it's alright!"

Show us the picture.

Were you the actual guy who was freaking out about having to submit this photo in a Veeky Forums thread yesterday or the day before (so much shitposting the days do blur) or are you just pretending to be him for laughs?

God I hope it's the former so badly I would kek so fuckin hard.

If you can afford not publishing the piece, my man... Fuck those people.

Jeez what a cunt. I offered to sketch your ass dude. Shoulda taken me up on that offer.

this

Sue for sexism.

just deny the prize and screen cap everything, post it on social media or reddit and if it blows up you'll cause some controversy and shame them. It's highly unlikely but would be cool if it went "viral" like those people that skip out on tips and write some messed up note on the bill and get rekt online.

On the other hand now no one will want to touch you.

I suppose they can't ewww if they never see your face.

Enter a short story contest with a rival literary organization and use this exact story, with the organizer's exact names and email addresses, as the plot of your story

Don't take it too harshly man, the opinion of mean-spirited people like that isn't worth even the emptiness inside their hearts.
Nice job on winning the story competition.

Did you win any money? That'll make it feel even sweeter, knowing that this dumb cunt is part of the organization that has to pay you.
Your art won, you should be triumphant

Do this

Is there any good writer who didn't look striking in their own idiosyncratic way?

OP is merely pioneering the pissbottle look.

Post the picture faggot

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ewwww!

h*t!!

These. Keep your head up, OP, good on you for winning.

fuck those cunts. 'Grats on winning. Cheers, m8.

would read for the face alone

you have to be attractive to be a good writer

Don't let it get you down OP. This ugly son of a bitch was slaying mad pussy and is still one of the most well known philosophers of all time. Looks mean nothing in literature.

>implying anybody gives a fuck about some ugly fag getting called ugly

Forever butthurt because Camus gets all the pussy.

take the money, get published, write up this story, submit it to their next competition

>implying Sartre was ugly

What the fuck, you're cute as pie.

He was 5 feet tall, straight up troglodyte man.

Imagine that Frank Reynolds sized motherfucker all hopped up on corydrane-amphetamines humping Simone's square manly ass.

I have a hard time believing people would react to this with disgust. It is much too friendly a face.

maybe trim your eyebrows a bit, lose the hat, and shave off the mustache... other than that you look like an okay guy

Veeky Forums is indeed full of ugly people

this isn't op you mouth breathing gibbons

Do you guys think that's the right way to go? I mean, justice is nice when it's well done, but that always seemed a bit cowardly and tacky thing to do...

kek

pretty sure we're all aware of that
it's called playing along with a joke

though I do like that insult

i was saying boo-urns

It's incredibly tacky, but I guarantee you that those same people would be the ones participating in that kind of thing over twitter or facebook for some other shit cause, using the crowd and mob mentality, I say that because these people you are dealing with have something to do with literature and are supposed to be levelheaded, and would stand up for any "injustice" not act super hypocritical and bash someone's looks. give them a taste of their own turd.

I won $100 in a short story contest in high school. Looking back the story was garbage and generic.

I was quite surprised when they burst into literature to give me the award. I didn't even tell anyone I'd submitted.

They took pics of me and gave me a bunch of tiny manuscript pamphlets of the work, and everyone in class got one.

People came up to me in the coming days and said my story was good!

But looking back it's such shit.
At least I can write for normies.

This, though if the prize is loadsamone obviously don't deny it

No such thing as bad publicity my mang

Naturally you don't want to frame it as 'REEE FUCKING NORMIES' you want to frame it as 'I won a prize for my story but it looks like my face is what people really care about, like n subscribe if u think what's inside counts'

Hopefully you can then become a minor e-celeb and get free money for spouting platitudes to morons on youtube or something

What's this, Veeky Forums is now using the liberal outrage engine to their own advantage?

Positively machiavellian

Were have you been the last two years?

Take the money and run. Learn from your mistakes, Pynchon did.

It doesn't work if you're a guy.

>MASON

>tfw the woman running it literally says "but you weren't supposed to see it so it's alright!"
rude asf desu

if yo do this, I bet some anons in here will help you. I will post it on social media.

Go back to your containment board, we don't want you here.

Congrats!!!

>won a short story competition
>the person running it asks me to send a headshot
>email them a screenshot of one of my finest moments in CS

>fais confiance à personne, pas même à toi

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C'mon OP we can't hurt you worse than she already did. Hell, I'm probably uglier than you.

hehe xd

One eye on Simone, the other on existencialism

Not only was he ugly, he was a mega-manlet and had absolutely no concept of personal hygiene.

Yet he still somehow managed to fuck like a machine until the day he died.

Bump, post the picture (and the short story)

We might make fun of you in fair play but you know at the end of the day we care about you and want you to produce the best literature possible.

nah

I would

100% this

If I had kept and printed them, I would have a stack three feet tall of manuscripts on the charming subjects of editors being assholes, editors not appreciating true talents, and editors getting their comeuppance in graphic ways.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Fuck, I've seen Hispanic women with asses that aren't that round.

Her ass is a little masculine in form, but pretty good in general.

post feet

something about him looks so cute and loveable and funny. I bet he'd be a great friend.

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I did stuff like that in high school too

disgusting