How hard would he shitpost?

Are you talking about the guy who writes about Shakespeare's true authorship? That sounds more like Pynchon

Exactly. Pynchon fits the description as well.

>He's more the kind of guy to write a huge lengthy comment sporadically.

I feel like Pynchon would shitpost to derail a thread and then come in with a lengthy comment.

dfw would be a redditor (((

Topkek

He would be an unironic brapppt poster

>would

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>Kafka would frequent /r9k/ but be too afraid to ever post anything and just share those ironic depression memes that normies share on facebook all the time

>Joyce would BRAAAAAP post and argue with himself and call himself a samefag

>Pynchon would also BRAAAAP post along with Joyce and would be frogposting all the time, as well as posting daily on [s4s]

>Hemmmingway would call Pynchon a dumb frogposter

>Nietzsche would be calling people cuck and nu-males and create women hate threads on /r9k/

>Camus would be the one making all the bookshelf and stack/recent purchases threads

>Dostoyevsky would just reply *tips fedora* to anyone that showed any signs of nihilism or atheism

>Salinger would be the one posting "my diary desu" in any thread that asks for recommendations

>Corncob McCarthy would be that one weird guy that doesn't greentext

>Wilde would be posting about boypussy all the time

>DFW would be that tripfag that takes everything seriously

Am I autistic?

Good post.

Would Chesterton be a tripfag?

Best post on Veeky Forums right now

This is a fine post, user. You should be proud. Might be pushing it but I'd say do more.

Nice.

>Joyce would probably have a hard drive of OC with much of it being extremely esoteric Baneposting material that he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to post
>Hemmingway would call everyone literally_Reddit and go back and forth with the same person a hundred times
>Faulkner would make critique threads and get easily triggered
>Dostoevsky would make "Stop doing X" threads
>Camus would try to get raids going on /b/
>P.K. Dick would spend all day on /x/ and be responsible for 90% of the tinfoil hat threads on this site

just think how many powerful intellects le millenial generation could've had if they didn't waste their time on this image board

>you've fallen for my antithesis!

lmao
rofl

Nice post haha, screencapped

Kakfa would write very bizarre and exagarated greentexts about social interaction

Le upboat to you XD

L0ll it's like a sitcom with my fave author personalities
awesome!

this

I see that you come here often

triggered

>I would unironically watch this and love it

>"Jane Austen" would pretend to be a woman on /r9k/
>Mishima would try to start raids on /pol/
>Machiavelli would start "traps are(nt) gay" threads everywhere
>Nabokov would be that guy who posts in loli threads telling people that "hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia"
>Schopenhauer would contribute to Nietzsche's women hate threads

EDIT: Wow, I can't believe all the upvotes and feedback I've been getting, thanks reddit!
P.S. to the one who left all the gold to my account, may the bacon narwhal be with you.

This is how I'm going to imagine Veeky Forums from now on

stop shitposting

kek

fug xd

Honestly I feel better now admitting to myself that Veeky Forums is just edgy reddit.

It's much easier to unload malicious pleasure on idealistic idiots who expect personal affirmation from the internet than hard-bitten child-porn-consuming pessimists

underrated post

The Camus and McCarthy are spot on.

kys

Dosty would constantly create greentext strawmen of other people's arguments and would continue arguing until threads die