“It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.”
- John Green
ITT: Favourite Quotes
Ryder Ortiz
Other urls found in this thread:
Christopher Hall
"I like to put on my sister's clothes and masturbate in her bed while sucking on a dildo"
my diary
Hunter Rivera
Why is he always using food in his analogies? What's with this motherfucker and cheesy comparisons?
Joshua Rodriguez
>cheesy comparisons
wew lad
Oliver Phillips
Morning or afternoon, it's unimportant. What's important is your scrambled eggs has had someone's cock in it.
Hudson Diaz
"The smokestacks don't cast a shadow long enough to have been used as crematoriums."
- John Green on Treblinka
Joshua Miller
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Adam Adams
Green is a degenerate and not even a degenerate that is a good writer.
Carson King
"The holocaust didn't happen, but it should have."
John "make the gene pool clean" Green
Juan Carter
>breakfast is a social construct