What is the best way to get sick on purpose? I've heard that eating tobacco gives you a fever, is this true?

What is the best way to get sick on purpose? I've heard that eating tobacco gives you a fever, is this true?

Go to a school, preschool or daycare, touch everything and put your fingers in your eyes, mouth, nose and ears.

you could try studying, you never know

that is assuming that op isn't an underage boy who's trying to skip a test

OP here, trying to skip training in the military by being sick

Break your own legs. Alternatively have unprotected gay sex or visit Madagascar.

>eating tobacco gives you a fever
Don't worry I will eat a cigarette and test this.
For you.
For SCIENCE.

eat a rotten potato

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kiss a cats asshole