>We are going to test our word-smithing skills in a collaborate effort to tell a tale involving 4ch.
>We will do this 1-2 sentences at a time per post, a single user may post as may times as they want but must do a quality job.
>The finished product will be r8ed by /b/, Veeky Forums, and Veeky Forums.
Let's do it anons.
>In the beginning, there was the meme. And the meme was with user, and the meme was user...
Or
>It was a dark and stormy night withing the dark abode on an user upon one fateful night...
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This aforementioned user was one who challenged the very meaning of faggotry.
For faggotry was the entirety of his being, all emotions such as love, fear, and hate were nonexistent within him, and in their stead was no more than a pure lust for boy pussy.
but low! No pedestrian boy pussy would sate his beastly appetite. Nay, only the purest of boy pussy could be fit to be his cum-slave.
user's sisyphean task of conqeuring the perfect boy pussy was the only thing in his poor life that had any meaning for him.
But luckily, one day this user stumbled upon just that boy, and a wealthy boy he was. He used to own a popular online image board.
Whomever came in contact with this sweet nectar of boy pussy would be rendered completely autistic.
But this pussy's natural defense mechanism was rendered useless by user. Along with being an embodiment of homosexual lust, he was also an embodiment of unrivaled autism, a characteristic that set the former website-owner's loins alight.