Is anyone here actually smart?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Is anyone here actually smart?

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TechHater
TechHater

Dont be paranoid. Also dont listen to these posters. Also remember to click the user agreement when you lurk. We already get it when you post.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I know you guys are memeing.
but if anyone out there is actually smart, join the high IQ discord: mK4ztRN
especially if you've qualified for MENSA

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

paying $80 every year (plus additional fees) for a magazine subscription
You can use your high IQ to think of better ways to spend that money.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You get to meet other smart people though?

Lunatick
Lunatick

You can use your high IQ to think of better ways to spend that money.
Yeah, like buying new windows here and then.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You should already be doing that in the social circle your successful career helped form.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Most high IQ people are stupid though. Dedicating brain to IQ makes less of it available for general life.

King_Martha
King_Martha

No, my IQ is only 111

girlDog
girlDog

Lol

viagrandad
viagrandad

Please.. I want to be as stupid as you. Having any awareness of the world around you is hell.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i meet the mensa cutoff and am almost done with phd

also i hate myself and want to die

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

At leats you got trips

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Try meditation. And no, not the meme shit that is on r/meditation. Do some research, you're probably already familiar.

It is great.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Daily reminder

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is anyone here actually smart?
Smart enough, but I'm a classic underachiever, born with almost no shits to give.

askme
askme

smart but lazy
Classic Veeky Forums poster

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

what is your phd in?

Techpill
Techpill

Only immersion matters. If you immerse yourself IRL, only then you will suffer.

Snarelure
Snarelure

open a book
see this

Emberburn
Emberburn

I just want to chill out read, write, and paint all day. And I've always managed to fall ass first into getting by with minimum effort. I also went to an international school with a bunch of asian kids who, despite having 4.0's were dumber than a sack of bricks when it actually came to application of comprehension of the test answers they seared on their brains.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Could be worse, I'm not only lazy, but I'm dumb at being lazy.

As in, my lazyness forces me to do twice as much work for any given idea of entertainment, be it video games, walking, punching a piano with your fingers, burning food or doodling stuff. Perfectionism and lazyness are not a good mix, you end up trying to optimize everything to do the less work possible, at the expense of the time and resources it takes to do the optimizing itself.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Pretty convinced there is a conpiracy within the organization to only let the dumbest people join. Sounds crazy, but would also explain a lot.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's simpler than that, stupidity is not the absence of intelligence, nor is intelligence the absence of stupidity.

These people are intelligent enough to qualify, and dumb enough to want to qualify. Both can be true at the same time, hence mensa is not empty.

Or maybe they were just invited and said "why not?"

girlDog
girlDog

What does mensa even do?
Circlejerk?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Interesting perspective

massdebater
massdebater

This

The kinds of people that not only have a high IQ but also want to be known for their high IQ (opposed to say, accomplishments of substance) are bound to be a special kind of retard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

linguistics. doing mathy research that only my advisors put the work into understanding bc field is terrified of change and math. will probably be homeless soon (again).

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This is pathetic.

whereismyname
whereismyname

He's right, but Isaac Asimov really abuses the comma here.

Booteefool
Booteefool

IQ 160 here. Mulatto. Maths.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Apparently my roommate, he has "elon musk on speed dial"

RavySnake
RavySnake

Don't even get me started on the all nighters of studying aerodynamics everyday, aka binge watching Game of thrones.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Not Rick&Morty? He must be a complete brainlet.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I got a 128 from their test. Still a brainlet faggot.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i really have no proof other than doing various online iq tests and getting ranges between 125-130 digits. I've been labelled as clever and bright by people but i generally dont think im a genius or highly intelligent and i honestly only want people to call me smart by what are my achievements and works, not what digit did i get on a pattern finding exam.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

what the fuck is a mensa

idontknow
idontknow

You can get such scores answering randomly.

likme
likme

you can get any scores answering randomly einstein

WebTool
WebTool

An IQ testing society for faggots to feel superior to others.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Mensa is for brainlets. Try prometheus or triple nine or mega society

takes2long
takes2long

try getting the fields medal
or better yet get in the "refused the fields" club

likme
likme

IQ is just your ability to learn, right? Last time I got tested mine was 125, but it sure as fuck doesn't feel like I am able to learn

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

that's because you're below the brainlet cutoff (130)

Snarelure
Snarelure

But I still am classified as such, because the margin of error is +- 5

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

god i wish i was perelman

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Bingo. Honestly, it seems like a waste of time to me, as well as a good way to sign up for an endless supply of spam.

I'm sure that the vast majority of y'all have been in an honor society or two, but Jesus fucking Christ, it seems like all they do is send out 3-5 emails a day, either trying to get you to buy merchandise, go to a meeting which is essentially sounds like a huge waste of time, or donate to some cause that the liberal arts retards are trying to push, as the STEM members don't need it because they already have funding for their project since it will most likely accomplish something instead of just "raising awareness".

I'm in two currently in order to boost my resume, but seriously, RIP my inbox. I don't want to redirect their emails to the spam folder though, because every now and then there's something useful like a members only career fair, or an interesting research opportunity.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

*which essentially sounds like

Sorry for my grammar y'all, it's been a long ass day.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This pretty much

TreeEater
TreeEater

Now that's just pathetic.

StonedTime
StonedTime

are you a chomsky hater or lover?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

muh secret club of smart people

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

be kid
met adult qualified to give mensa test
footlocker full of crap
took test
in muh secret junior mensa club
change countries, get older
had to take test again for regular mensa
failed

It was then I learned how much that stupid test meant to my parents. It was never the same as soon as I was proven dumb.

likme
likme

implying anyone in that discord is in Mensa

Emberburn
Emberburn

i have a could chance of getting accepted into MENSA. Earlier today i while in the shower I fantasized about showing up to a meeting in the garb of an 18th century Italian aristocrat, and a HUGE powdered wig, then after a long and bombastic rant about how we, as the high IQ guardians of humanity should kill all the stupid and poor. After this i will pull out a tea cup i brought from home and break it with my face. then i will vape until i get sick from the nicotine and leave my large spaghetti dinner on the table. This is my destiny.

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