Is anyone here actually smart?

Please.. I want to be as stupid as you. Having any awareness of the world around you is hell.

i meet the mensa cutoff and am almost done with phd

also i hate myself and want to die

At leats you got trips

Try meditation. And no, not the meme shit that is on r/meditation. Do some research, you're probably already familiar.

It is great.

Daily reminder

>Is anyone here actually smart?
Smart enough, but I'm a classic underachiever, born with almost no shits to give.

>smart but lazy
Classic Veeky Forums poster

what is your phd in?

Only immersion matters. If you immerse yourself IRL, only then you will suffer.

>open a book
>see this

I just want to chill out read, write, and paint all day. And I've always managed to fall ass first into getting by with minimum effort. I also went to an international school with a bunch of asian kids who, despite having 4.0's were dumber than a sack of bricks when it actually came to application of comprehension of the test answers they seared on their brains.

Could be worse, I'm not only lazy, but I'm dumb at being lazy.

As in, my lazyness forces me to do twice as much work for any given idea of entertainment, be it video games, walking, punching a piano with your fingers, burning food or doodling stuff. Perfectionism and lazyness are not a good mix, you end up trying to optimize everything to do the less work possible, at the expense of the time and resources it takes to do the optimizing itself.

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Pretty convinced there is a conpiracy within the organization to only let the dumbest people join. Sounds crazy, but would also explain a lot.

It's simpler than that, stupidity is not the absence of intelligence, nor is intelligence the absence of stupidity.

These people are intelligent enough to qualify, and dumb enough to want to qualify. Both can be true at the same time, hence mensa is not empty.

Or maybe they were just invited and said "why not?"

What does mensa even do?
Circlejerk?

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Interesting perspective

This

The kinds of people that not only have a high IQ but also want to be known for their high IQ (opposed to say, accomplishments of substance) are bound to be a special kind of retard

linguistics. doing mathy research that only my advisors put the work into understanding bc field is terrified of change and math. will probably be homeless soon (again).

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This is pathetic.

He's right, but Isaac Asimov really abuses the comma here.

IQ 160 here. Mulatto. Maths.

Apparently my roommate, he has "elon musk on speed dial"

Don't even get me started on the all nighters of studying aerodynamics everyday, aka binge watching Game of thrones.

Not Rick&Morty? He must be a complete brainlet.

I got a 128 from their test. Still a brainlet faggot.

i really have no proof other than doing various online iq tests and getting ranges between 125-130 digits. I've been labelled as clever and bright by people but i generally dont think im a genius or highly intelligent and i honestly only want people to call me smart by what are my achievements and works, not what digit did i get on a pattern finding exam.

what the fuck is a mensa

You can get such scores answering randomly.

you can get any scores answering randomly einstein

An IQ testing society for faggots to feel superior to others.

Mensa is for brainlets. Try prometheus or triple nine or mega society

try getting the fields medal
or better yet get in the "refused the fields" club

IQ is just your ability to learn, right? Last time I got tested mine was 125, but it sure as fuck doesn't feel like I am able to learn

that's because you're below the brainlet cutoff (130)

But I still am classified as such, because the margin of error is +- 5

god i wish i was perelman

Bingo. Honestly, it seems like a waste of time to me, as well as a good way to sign up for an endless supply of spam.

I'm sure that the vast majority of y'all have been in an honor society or two, but Jesus fucking Christ, it seems like all they do is send out 3-5 emails a day, either trying to get you to buy merchandise, go to a meeting which is essentially sounds like a huge waste of time, or donate to some cause that the liberal arts retards are trying to push, as the STEM members don't need it because they already have funding for their project since it will most likely accomplish something instead of just "raising awareness".

I'm in two currently in order to boost my resume, but seriously, RIP my inbox. I don't want to redirect their emails to the spam folder though, because every now and then there's something useful like a members only career fair, or an interesting research opportunity.

*which essentially sounds like

Sorry for my grammar y'all, it's been a long ass day.

This pretty much

Now that's just pathetic.

are you a chomsky hater or lover?

>muh secret club of smart people

>be kid
>met adult qualified to give mensa test
>footlocker full of crap
>took test
>in muh secret junior mensa club
>change countries, get older
>had to take test again for regular mensa
>failed

It was then I learned how much that stupid test meant to my parents. It was never the same as soon as I was proven dumb.

>implying anyone in that discord is in Mensa

i have a could chance of getting accepted into MENSA. Earlier today i while in the shower I fantasized about showing up to a meeting in the garb of an 18th century Italian aristocrat, and a HUGE powdered wig, then after a long and bombastic rant about how we, as the high IQ guardians of humanity should kill all the stupid and poor. After this i will pull out a tea cup i brought from home and break it with my face. then i will vape until i get sick from the nicotine and leave my large spaghetti dinner on the table. This is my destiny.