He's male and writes poetry

>He's male and writes poetry
>He doesn't have long hair

Back the fuck off.

>he's male and writes poetry
Imagine being that much of a beta

>He isn't a saxon salt-mine administrator and medievalist

>tfw the only thing you ever wrote was shitty poetry
>tfw long hair

Novalis was a pedo

*blocks your path*

Why hello there gentlemen.

I don't have to.

user, here's my sonnet:

Still cold, ‘neath pale sheets, for newlyweds, Autumnal sun doth bring its seas’nal warmth, Not for us, cacoon’d inside barren beds,
Our ol’ lives now absent. Sadly, we mourn’th. Monot’nous I’ve become. Dear’st kind monsieur,
Algernon, Best-Man, hath gay friend for me, Says: Come see Bun’bry. Gaily, I agree.
‘E’ll giveth much, you’ll peep: “Je ne sais qoui!” Loveliest Bun’bry injects his youth’ness
Inside e’ry o’ mine orifices,
His Cherubic qualities doth confess A deep’st love of Men – tonight I am his.
Still, thou layeth upon mine homely lap…
And inhaled Yggdrasil’s gold, honeyed sap

Hi.

Why would you ever write like that in modern times? This reeks of tryhard from 10 miles away.