What am I in for?

What am I in for?

Tl;dr: it's worse to steal pears than have premarital sex

that's good advice

A changed life.

You can have premarital sex, it just must be anal. It's not the so much "can't have sex" as it is "can't break the hymen before sex". Or maybe I've been watching too many turkish films and I'm bending.

Definitely the latter.

No sex before marriage, period.

she can't get pregnant from the butt.

except anal

So, "dont' break the hymen" only applies for muslim sluts?

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