What is some good French litératurë?

What is some good French litératurë?

Hard mode: No depressing, gay, boring, pretenious, too sincere, genre fiction, too old books.

I wonder how many times I've saved this picture to never look at it again.

I think the part I find the sexiest is the hair. Also, there's just no way to imagine this woman without a pretty face.

>No depressing, gay, boring, pretenious, too sincere, genre fiction, too old books.

So fantasy?

Patrick modiano. If you want fun, read after the circus. If you want literature, read out of the dark

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>current French lit
>not pretentious

Pick one.

Madame Bovary

I thought the sexy part was fantasizing about rape.

>too old books.

On a un grand intellectuel ici...

Mafame Bovary is too boring.

back to /fr/ stp.

Read Houellebecq and Sartre, and that's all you need from French fries

*toot*

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*BRRRAAAAAAAAP*

*inhales*

Checked - thanks for the follow up user.

Now, on topic - anyone like Paul Verlaine?

I look at that girl and I feel nothing

get on my level

Dear Lord that ass
Have mercy

I'm reading Works by Edouard Leve, and it's pretty fun. It's a list of art projects that he's conceived but not realized (at the time of the book's publishing; he went on to complete some later). Some are kind of dull or difficult to imagine, but each idea is generally only given a few sentences of description, so it's not like you're wading through a swamp. And the ones that are good are so good you'll be angry you didn't think of them first, or else just angry that you can't witness them.

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>French
>No depressing, gay
Well that's just impossible

Où est le bec
Robbe-Grillet
Jean-Pierre Martinet
Simenon
Tournier
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Et ça

L'Etranger de Camus, or if you're into plays, Antigone by Anouilh or Le Dieu du Carnage by yasmina Reza. Pretty much high school classic books but they're short and interesting so go ahead

Have you read his "Suicide" and "Autobiography"?

La Horde du Contrevent

It's about farts.

what's leon bloy's best?

Against the Grain (it means "Le Jardin des supplices")

You should try Jean Echenoz "Je m'en vais", or "14", or "Courir" or ...

This is not pretentious, this is fun, this is clever, does not serve any political cause, just very fine literature.

>French
>No depressing, gay...
What?! Then it's not french.
Fucking define "french".

haha, great comment!

Thank you fampai!! :D :P

my pleasure ;D

>Jean Echenoz
It is pretty pretentious.

Subpar Chevillard anyway.

Elaborate please

I read Les Absences du Capitaine Cook from Chevillard, you can hardly make a book more pretentious than this

Yes

Camus - The First Man

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>laffs

damn she is THICC

tfw no degenerate gf

bumpito

Also Christian Oster is fine for you OP

mathias enard

this + street of thieves

>Subpar Chevillard
Chevillard is subpar any of his influences, so what does that mean

That magnificent ass can't be allowed to fall off the board!

>good
>French
>literature

Pick two.

I'm not gay

butterface, might as well be a dude

>Maple Leafs
fucking triggered

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>no depressing books
>madame bovary

>Beautiful shapely body and face
>Can only think of a dude.
You might have issues, guy.
Is it a makeup fetish?

The Red and the Black by Stendhal is great stuff. Highly underrated by this board.

Being asexual is worse than being gay

>good French litératurë?
>No depressing, gay, boring, pretenious
I suggest you try a different country.

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You need to post the link where someone hikes up her skirt and fucks her. I'm way into that fetish. I see the website down on the corner there but it hadn't helped