If you know philosophy, you know everything

>if you know philosophy, you know everything

define everything

Philosophy major here. I know less after graduation than I did going in. But one thing I do know that's never changed is that I'm going to be working at Burger King if I don't get into grad school.

Isn't philosophy at this point just history of philosophy and literature with some ethics sometimes?

At least you’re aware of your prospects, you’re ahead of the curve.

philosophy is kill old man
psychology is the shit right now

>psychology is the shit

You're from /r/psych aren't you?

We've disproven Freud's cocaine-induced fantasies time and time again. We've moved on to the foundation, which is numbers.

You'll have better luck in /x/.

No. There is a lot of research going on, even today. Specially in the philosophy of bikelock kinetics. Consider the following question. Suppose you are smashing the fash with your bikelock. Every time you destroy a nazis head, you hit so hard that parts of your bikelock get deformed so you replace them. After 500 dead nazis all of your original bikelock has been replaced. After that you go home you find what a bunch of white supremacists want you in court for hitting them. Is it a viable defense to say that you could not have committed the crime, given that you don't have the bikelock that broke their heads?

These are the types of questions that top philosophers at Berkeley ponder day and night.

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philosopher here, it is actually very humbling and in the end you realize you can't awnser anything definitively and wasted years of your life so you can work as a grocery clerk.