*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?

probably snow or some such shite like that

my diary desu

I didn't want to fuck my mum anyway.

Semen

Ur mum when I fucked her last nite ;^)

correct
>eats you

I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander.
What am I?

A snowflake.

A tree

Higgs boson