*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?

probably snow or some such shite like that

my diary desu

I didn't want to fuck my mum anyway.

Semen

Ur mum when I fucked her last nite ;^)

correct
>eats you

I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander.
What am I?

A snowflake.

A tree

Higgs boson

correct

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.
What are we?

>I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander.

A sea anemone

>We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.

HIV

I have some semantic issues with the answer to your first riddle.

I bet it is some gay shit like 'words'

rumour

porcupines

These have always made me feel stupid as a child. Now I think people who invent them are stupid.

Correct

In marble walls as white as milk
Lined with skin soft as silk
In a fountain crystal clear
A golden treasure does appear
There are no doors to this stronghold
Yet thrives break in and steal the gold

What am I?

your mom's raped asshole

a pearl or an oyster of clam or whatever

a retard

vagna

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It's not a jpg file you retard