How do I read more?

How do I read more?

double your brain
or buy a computer/slave to read for you, so it can read while you read.

drink a coffee and take a bath, every night

>drinking coffee at night
Absolute madman.

havent seen that copy pasta about starting slow in a really long time

find your pipe

Found it, the cat has it. Now what?

pack tightly, get coffee, get book, get comfy

Smash your TV with a crowbar and light it on fire. If you don't have a TV, go out and buy the most expensive one you can find for exactly this purpose.

and keep an eye on that cat