Poetry, history, philosophy, and theology all perfectly blended into a single edition and given the rightful stamp of "Holy". Lolita cannot stand in it's shadow, Aesop's Fables are not worthy of being it's footstool. Bow to the king of books you ignorant and unwise, Bow with all your might!
What other book contains all of history within it's pages? What other book more accurately summarizes the human condition and the solution? What book is there that can be upheld for centuries, in the face of persecution and censorship?
No one will remember the other novels written by mere mortals, but the Bible shall live forever with the words therein.
The Bible is just a voice in the wilderness, preparing the way for the Lord of all Books
Carson Stewart
I stand on a stack of Gravity's Rainbows while preparing my banana pancakes.
Wyatt Perez
I'm not even religious and I think it's the best book ever written, maybe even with an ironic amen brother!
Carson Sullivan
Just a prequel to the real holy book
Lucas Bennett
>No one will remember the other novels written by mere mortals The Holy Bible was written by mortals, you uncultured pseudo-believer.
Cooper Martinez
>Bow with all your might! Why does the Lord want me to bump my forehead to the floor?
Jaxson Fisher
Is this Veeky Forums approved? Is it well written?
Grayson Jackson
So one of His servants can fuck you up the ass.
Jace King
I agree. This book is the most printed, most popular, most read book in the world and there's a reason for that.
Jaxson Watson
Fifty Shades of Grey is the most sold book series on the planet. Harry Potter is second.
Guess there's a reason for that too.
Samuel Martin
i only worked through parts of nephi and it wasnt that good desu.
Wyatt Cooper
Christian faggot.
This is such bait.
Nicholas Ortiz
No, it's shit. Everything by that fuck is shit.
Joseph smith is the definition of a brainlet.
Andrew Bell
Let me know whenever a group of people similar to the Gideons place shitty fifty shades of shit everywhere.
>Implying God cares about sales, and not salvation
Noah Jackson
>implying religion has anything to do with literature whatsoever We're talking about stories, nerd, not "salvation". Come back when you're ready to talk about the human condition.
Leo Hughes
biblia actually means little books, you pleb
Lucas Cooper
Oh God shut the fuck up.
Lincoln Stewart
>not knowing that because of Jesus these men will live forever
Elijah Phillips
>human condition No such thing exists.
Justin Martin
I'm about halfway through it. The story is pretty simplistic and wrapped in KJV-style English and with a bunch of sermons thrown in. I'm liking it because I'm fascinated by mormonism, but most readers would be bored stiff. Mark Twain called it chloroform in print.
Some parts are pretty funny though, at one point one of the "authors" says 'I will now read from Isaiah' and the next dozen chapters are a chunk of Isaiah.
An interesting thing is that it's more trinitarian than the Bible. It's repeatedly stated that Jesus is literally God, yet mormons aren't trinitarian!
