Hey user could you come to the lab help me with X assignment I don't understand?

Hey user could you come to the lab help me with X assignment I don't understand?
Yeah sure

>They haven't even tried

Post stupid shit peers do/did.

>yo user can you come help me real quick
Yeah sure. Oh, so when I don't know how to do something, I just google it. Here's some of my favorite sites.
>And then they never asked for help again
Seriously guys it's that ez.

They always find a way

Ugh actually you're right

>stupid but kinda hot muslim bitch asks me to help her out in understanding pathology
>meh, sure why not, may end up tapping that arab ass
>bitch doesn't show up
>doesn't even have the courtesy to tell me she'd be busy or whatever
>asks me to send her my assignment one hour before it's due
>tell her to fuck off
>starts acting all passive aggressive
>block the cunt on whatsapp and ignore her
>starts sucking my dick again
>ignore her

why are goatfuckers so fucking lazy and annoying? I just wanted to tap that ass but the bitch just wanted me to do her homework

You sure sound like a terrific guy to be around

I don't mind helping out a fellow collegue but asking me to pop out assignments out of my ass without even showing an iota of effort is just retarded.

I don't think I am being unreasonable here

you aren't being unreasonable senpai

t. goatfucker

He's completely in the right. If anyone doesn't show up to a meeting when they asked for your help and have the audacity to ask for your homework afterwards, they can fuck right off.

>you aren't being unreasonable senpai

Thank you, the level of entitlement some of these cunts show in med school is fucking unbelievable

You sound like a beta cuck who would do anything for a roastie if only because you could then fantasize about fucking her, and this despite the fact you never will.

Yeah this shit happens way too much, brainlets need to be mass murdered

>be grad student
>lack basic undergraduate knowledge in chosen field of study

i really don't know how some of these people get into the program.

How did you ignore her if she sucked your dick? Or do you mean that figuratively?

Post pic pls

i've literally never had someone approach me for help on an assignment as a student.

seems a little presumptuous.

Maybe because you weren't seen as smart... really makes you think uh....

>can you help me with assignment X
>no that's going to take too much time. But chapter Y has all the answers you need.
>o-oh okay
It's that easy.

could be.

That's because you are a brainlet probably, I am literally first in my class or second I think.

Also the bitch didn't ask help for assignment she literally asked me to send her a copy of mine an hour before the assignment was due.

And the assignment was given like 3 weeks before.

The bitch wanted help in understanding some concepts in pathology (particularly related to lymphomas and tumor suppressors)

Keep in mind that, although she might be Muslim, she is above else a woman.

why are you on Veeky Forums? get out

Why are you here you fucking beta cuck? I bet you are an engineer

>undergrad asks the international chinese students how they cheated on the GRE

Are you real

being a muslim isn't much of an upgrade either is it?

actually the only way you dont understand something is hecause you didnt try hard enough... or that your book is shitty and lacks info

you are a brainlet get out

t.roastie looking for free homework

*1 day before due date
>user can you send me your assignment? Please I am dying

What do you do?

Tell her your dick is dying and needs to be milked.

>muh parties
>fuck studying)000
>fail the test. Obviously.
>spend an hour talking to the Professor about how hard they tried

REEEEEEEEEeeee. If normies spent 1/10 of their ass-licking time on the actual preparation they could pass easily.