Alright Veeky Forums fags.
We had fun yesterday but now it's time for some serious business. All of you need to get to work. If you aren't properly initiated we might see a day where this board is filled with Harry Potter and Hunger Game threads.
4 words. Start with the Greeks.
Here are the charts. You may ask questions.
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Veeky Forums of all people should be the most motivated in reading the Greeks.
Once you're done with the Greeks you may resume with the Romans.
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Can I listen to audiobooks for stuff like "Mythology"?
Veeky Forums here, after the Romans what's next?
This is why none of you will ever make any great work of art.
Read the Bible. Then continue with: sonic.net
It will keep you busy for the rest of your life.
Aquinas and Italian Renaissance works such as The Divine Comedy and the Decameron. Alternatively, you can go the Middle and Old English routes with Beowulf, Le Morte d'Arthur, Piers Plowman, Canterbury Tales, etc. though keep in mind you definitely should have read the Bible in its entirety by this point.