THE ONLY IMPORTANT BOOK

So what is it? In your opinion, what is the one book that everyone should read, has replay value, and is timeless enough to be the most important of all. This isn't a what's your favorite book thread. It's if a person went their whole life without reading this one book they are living an incomplete life.

Gravity's Rainbow

it says a lot about humanity

*farts*

The Bible ya dip.

my diary desu

The Protocols of Zion answers nearly every question on why the state of the world is the way it is.
And it's not a """""hoax."""""

But if that's too heavy for you, then I'd have to say The 48 Laws of Power.

In search of lost time

Good job Veeky Forums

Moby-Dick

KJV Bible with apocrypha

if you accept Pynchon's central idea that we're all repressed sexual deviants who express our lust through pretty much all human achievements (art, science, technology, war) then this isn't an unfair claim

Schopenhauer - The Art of Being Right

Me - This hella dank post
check 'em

Men insecure about their masculinity and penis size is the source of a good chunk of evil in this world

I know, I hate blacks too.

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Make everyone read this now and awaken everyone and restructure society completely. No more destruction and ignorance.

the Bhagavad gita

Of course it's a hoax. If the elders of Zion were really the long-winded, empty-headed, astrology-tier retards that the PoZ represents them as, there's no way in hell they could have successfully led a scheme for ruling the world behind the scenes.

why do you think /pol/ spams cuck porn on other boards? they're insecure, sexually repressed suburbanite virgins who play video games and watch anime

The Glass Bead Game

i and thou by martin buber

The Iliad