>Proust would enter a brothel and ask the Madam if she had a hat pin and any rats. If the Madam informed him that she had both, or could obtain them, Proust would then request that the pin and vermin be sent up to his room. Once Proust was in his room and comfortable, a rat would be brought in by the Madam, in a makeshift cage, along with, preferably, a pearl-headed hair pin. Proust would then instruct the Madam to puncture the rat from its back through its belly with the hair pin. As the pin slowly went through the rat, Proust would masturbate; timing his ejaculation to occur at the exact moment the tip of the pin pierced the rat’s belly, so that its blood and his semen fell in time.
something with time lapse and inescapable death of existence
Charles Taylor
Definitely, if you're a rat.
Angel Rogers
Sauce?
Xavier Watson
helo rato
Gabriel Turner
This is what happens when you never have to work a day in your life and have a mommy fetish
Luis Hill
What did Jane Austen mean by this?
>The author of Sense and Sensibility would often smear mud all over her body and behave like a tribeswoman, hiding in the forest and preying upon unsuspecting gentlemen.
Blake Gutierrez
What did Ibsen mean by this?
>Ibsen arranged troll dolls around the bedroom – on the night stands, dressers, chairs – facing them and their shock of hair – which was a different color depending on the day of the week – towards the bed so that they could watch and guide him while he made love.
Jeremiah Miller
What did Tolstoy mean by this?
>The Russian master would make his wife dress up as God – the costume consisted of a white wig, fake beard, and silvery gown – and then wrestle Him/her until dawn while he was naked and wild.
Matthew Sanchez
What did Green mean by this?
>It is said that the American mastermind would pour cheerios into a tub of milk and then masturbate furiously, ejaculating into the tub, while thinking about how his woman had sex with other men that were intellectually inferior to Green.
Julian Perez
I've heard this before; but I've never gotten a source.
The weirdest part for me is that Proust gives off every indication of being a homosexual masochist like Foucault. I'm wondering if he identifed with the rat--that would explain why the Matron preformed the torture and not him.
Aaron Young
I also heard that he had a crazy "no, fuck you dad!" type argument when his parents confronted him about getting a job.
He was a mother's boy but I dunno about a mother fetish.
Jose Watson
>a jew identifying with a rat Really gets the neurons firing.
Aiden Martin
Gives a whole new meaning to the movie Ratatouille.
Charles Smith
He was a compulsive masturbator. His dad caught him masturbating, gave him money to go see a prostitute. He went, broke a vase. Didn't fuck.
There's also an anecdote about how he would fuck guys while getting them to insult his mother/insult the portrait of his mother that he brought with him for that specific purpose.
Definetely a proto-Lacanian.
Thomas Bailey
What did Wittgenstein mean by this?
>Every time the club met, Wittgenstein demanded that he be supplied with a poker and that the room be checked for rhinos before he entered.
Isaac Wright
Rich dude who can't believe in God but admires the proles who do, so he acts excessively edgy to spite rich atheists like himself.
Cameron Stewart
>write beautiful and thoughtful books >is a complete sexual deviant
Why is this so common?
Alexander Morgan
/pol/ with buzzer beater three from half court for the game
Levi Campbell
>broke a vase
Haha, cute.
Nolan Hughes
This trigger El Rato
Hudson Johnson
Jacob?
Ayden Torres
Sounds like a bowl of cuckios to me.
Brody Diaz
And he's considered a genius why?
Connor Hill
typical jew, not even surprised
Jacob Bennett
Oh please. Don't pretend non-Jews aren't deviant as fuck. A simple porn search will prove otherwise.
Josiah Myers
Spoken like someone who's never read recherche du temps perdu. Why the hell do you think we'd care about a random french man's perversions if he weren't some mossy literary titan, rose and roaming the Parisian countryside
Jordan Barnes
its all part of the literary lifestyle
Levi Barnes
Cause he wrote the best novel of the 20th century.
Thomas Ross
there wasn't any tv you had to make your own amusements back then
Juan Garcia
This is actually pretty typical behavior for geniuses. Those who aren't priests or monks, or otherwise committed to celibacy, often have incredibly perverted, fucked up sex lives. Even the ones that ARE celibate tend to be odd.
Liam Brown
had a good laugh at this one
Justin Peterson
Patrician, hope my future wife sees this
Sebastian Gonzalez
More like the best novel ever desu
Brody Young
>read John Green's biography >half of it is just his fucked up, twisted smut fantasies about smothering jam on his penis and having to use butter to get it off and so on type predicaments as well as meditations on making the bed and age of consent and you later discover it was just the publisher's ploy to make him out to be like a wild man of antiquity
Joshua Gutierrez
I can attest to this. I'm a genius and my sex life would melt your eyeballs if put into syntax.
To bad, I was finally all jazzed up to read À la recherche du temps perdu. :(
Camden Evans
Who produces the porn, schlomo?
Noah Moore
>Wallace was noted for his bizarre sexual rituals. Every morning, he would stuff a spoonful of Jif crunchy peanut butter into his anus. He would then make the family dog lick it out while he masturbated and moaned the brand names of American corporations. [7][34][35] What did the great master mean by this?
While I don't condone the torture of any animal, this is only further proof that Proust was patrish.
Daniel Turner
Think that's Albertine standing on the chair?
Joseph Rivera
this sounds fuckin hot, too bad jane was probably ugly as fuck
the bronte's, meanwhile...
Dominic Brooks
thats hot though
Kayden Ramirez
That's weird considering he said "There must be troll in what I write."
wtf did he mean by this?
sounds fake
Aiden Jenkins
I've read the first of the seven, Swann's Way. Proust's style was interesting, and portions of the book were impressive, but I also found large sections terribly, terribly boring.
Perhaps it would be better in French.
Apparently.
From the blinding light of your virgin purity?
>CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! LOOK EVERYONE IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Elijah Stewart
He also kept a mirror in his hat so he could look at himself. And he used to collect medals and pin them on himself and wear them around. I like how Karl Ove says this is an exceptional brand of crazy, unlike Strindberg who was regular "artist mad-genius" stereotype crazy.
