This should clear things up for you people

The bank that Willy Wonka uses - Mathematicians

Willy Wonka - Scientists

Oompaloompas* - Engineers

Customers - social scientists

The kids on tour - gender studies

*There exist some Oompaloompas such as Robotic Oompaloompas, Chemical Oompaloompas, Aerospace Oompaloompas, Biomolecular Oompaloompas, etc ,etc. Those Oompaloompas would only be on the borderline of Willy-Wonka/Ooompaloompa.

>Biomolecular Oompaloompas

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Their autism levels should be successive. Kids < Customers < Oompa Loompas < Willy Wonka is the proper order, but bankers do not surpass Willy Wonka's autistic abilities at all.

>bankers do not surpass Willy Wonka's autistic abilities at all

Modern banking as plebs like you know it has only existed for 150 years.

Thanks OP

>engineers work for sciencecucks
Other way around sweetie.

In terms of the hierarchy of respect engineers are below scientists.

I just saw the theatrical version and Wonka fucking kills the kids. Literally. It's goddam sick.

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fUck off you STupid ENGINEER BRAINLET.
I HATE ENGINEERS SO MUCH FUCK OFF.

GO MAKE SOME MORE MONEY YOU STUPID FUCK. HAV FUN BEING A FUCKING JEW.

FUCK OFF. YOU KNOW NOTHING.

ENGINEERS ARE BELOW SCIENTISTS. YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT WITH YOUR MONEY AND SCHOOL GRADES AND YOUR GIRL FRIENDS AND BIG PENISES BUT GUESS WHAT? WE'RE FUCKING WINNING, SO PUT IN YOUR PLACE.

WE OWN YOU. YOU FUCKING WORK FOR US. THE GOOSE HAS GOTTEN FAT, MOTHER FUCKER.

YOU DON'T EVEN DO PURE MATHS YOU FAGGOT, YOU NEED 'applications'

I can just picture you now in calc saying


''oohh but mr professor but but ww-w--w what are the applications of thiss/?//?? '''

pic related- its you. stupid fuck. see you in hell

>C programming prof: If you want to be an engineer, you better want to be a slave. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just the truth. You're picking the wrong major if you're doing it for the money.
JUST

What's the non slave job?

Business/management/finance fags. I am a sperg though so these don't interest me.

No, you are in many ways wrong. Scientists are the ones who research, they are the ones who figure out how the world works and then put their thoughts into a clean and maluable format.

Engineers are the ones who use this knowledge for practical purposes. This means that a multitude of variables are added to an engineers job, such as money.

Inventing tools is more respectful of a career and deserving of more achievement than using tools.

Money is merely a metric for normies.

Thanks OP

Scientists observe, engineers create

have fun on the sidelines of actual real science and mathematics idiots

mathematicians discover, scientists create, engineers use

> mathematicians discover

name one useful discovery in the past 200 years

And when does that ever happen? As far as I know engineers need the research of scientists to actually apply information. Scientists work for themselves while engies need to please the cock of their bosses.

>Scientists observe, engineers create
Yes I guess we should thank enginiggers for creating modern medicine

20th century

[14]

1901 – Élie Cartan develops the exterior derivative.
1901 – Henri Lebesgue publishes on Lebesgue integration.
1903 – Carle David Tolmé Runge presents a fast Fourier transform algorithm[citation needed]
1903 – Edmund Georg Hermann Landau gives considerably simpler proof of the prime number theorem.
1908 – Ernst Zermelo axiomizes set theory, thus avoiding Cantor's contradictions.
1908 – Josip Plemelj solves the Riemann problem about the existence of a differential equation with a given monodromic group and uses Sokhotsky – Plemelj formulae.
1912 – Luitzen Egbertus Jan Brouwer presents the Brouwer fixed-point theorem.
1912 – Josip Plemelj publishes simplified proof for the Fermat's Last Theorem for exponent n = 5.
1915 – Emmy Noether proves her symmetry theorem, which shows that every symmetry in physics has a corresponding conservation law.
1916 – Srinivasa Ramanujan introduces Ramanujan conjecture. This conjecture is later generalized by Hans Petersson.
1919 – Viggo Brun defines Brun's constant B2 for twin primes.
1921 – Emmy Noether introduces the first general definition of a commutative ring.
1928 – John von Neumann begins devising the principles of game theory and proves the minimax theorem.
1929 – Emmy Noether introduces the first general representation theory of groups and algebras.
1930 – Casimir Kuratowski shows that the three-cottage problem has no solution.
1930 – Alonzo Church introduces Lambda calculus.

1931 – Kurt Gödel proves his incompleteness theorem, which shows that every axiomatic system for mathematics is either incomplete or inconsistent.
1931 – Georges de Rham develops theorems in cohomology and characteristic classes.
1933 – Karol Borsuk and Stanislaw Ulam present the Borsuk–Ulam antipodal-point theorem.
1933 – Andrey Nikolaevich Kolmogorov publishes his book Basic notions of the calculus of probability (Grundbegriffe der Wahrscheinlichkeitsrechnung), which contains an axiomatization of probability based on measure theory.
1940 – Kurt Gödel shows that neither the continuum hypothesis nor the axiom of choice can be disproven from the standard axioms of set theory.
1942 – G.C. Danielson and Cornelius Lanczos develop a fast Fourier transform algorithm.
1943 – Kenneth Levenberg proposes a method for nonlinear least squares fitting.
1945 – Stephen Cole Kleene introduces realizability.
1945 – Saunders Mac Lane and Samuel Eilenberg start category theory.
1945 – Norman Steenrod and Samuel Eilenberg give the Eilenberg–Steenrod axioms for (co-)homology.
1946 – Jean Leray introduces the Spectral sequence.

1948 – John von Neumann mathematically studies self-reproducing machines.
1948 – Alan Turing introduces LU decomposition.
1949 – John Wrench and L.R. Smith compute π to 2,037 decimal places using ENIAC.
1949 – Claude Shannon develops notion of Information Theory.
1950 – Stanisław Ulam and John von Neumann present cellular automata dynamical systems.
1953 – Nicholas Metropolis introduces the idea of thermodynamic simulated annealing algorithms.
1955 – H. S. M. Coxeter et al. publish the complete list of uniform polyhedron.
1955 – Enrico Fermi, John Pasta, Stanisław Ulam, and Mary Tsingou numerically study a nonlinear spring model of heat conduction and discover solitary wave type behavior.
1956 – Noam Chomsky describes an hierarchy of formal languages.
1957 – Kiyosi Itô develops Itô calculus.
1957 – Stephen Smale provides the existence proof for crease-free sphere eversion.
1958 – Alexander Grothendieck's proof of the Grothendieck–Riemann–Roch theorem is published.
1959 – Kenkichi Iwasawa creates Iwasawa theory.
1960 – C. A. R. Hoare invents the quicksort algorithm.

1960 – Irving S. Reed and Gustave Solomon present the Reed–Solomon error-correcting code.
1961 – Daniel Shanks and John Wrench compute π to 100,000 decimal places using an inverse-tangent identity and an IBM-7090 computer.
1961 – John G. F. Francis and Vera Kublanovskaya independently develop the QR algorithm to calculate the eigenvalues and eigenvectors of a matrix.
1961 – Stephen Smale proves the Poincaré conjecture for all dimensions greater than or equal to 5.
1962 – Donald Marquardt proposes the Levenberg–Marquardt nonlinear least squares fitting algorithm.
1962 – Gloria Conyers Hewitt becomes the third African American woman to receive a PhD in mathematics.
1963 – Paul Cohen uses his technique of forcing to show that neither the continuum hypothesis nor the axiom of choice can be proven from the standard axioms of set theory.
1963 – Martin Kruskal and Norman Zabusky analytically study the Fermi–Pasta–Ulam–Tsingou heat conduction problem in the continuum limit and find that the KdV equation governs this system.
1963 – meteorologist and mathematician Edward Norton Lorenz published solutions for a simplified mathematical model of atmospheric turbulence – generally known as chaotic behaviour and strange attractors or Lorenz Attractor – also the Butterfly Effect.

1965 – Iranian mathematician Lotfi Asker Zadeh founded fuzzy set theory as an extension of the classical notion of set and he founded the field of Fuzzy Mathematics.
1965 – Martin Kruskal and Norman Zabusky numerically study colliding solitary waves in plasmas and find that they do not disperse after collisions.
1965 – James Cooley and John Tukey present an influential fast Fourier transform algorithm.
1966 – E. J. Putzer presents two methods for computing the exponential of a matrix in terms of a polynomial in that matrix.
1966 – Abraham Robinson presents non-standard analysis.
1967 – Robert Langlands formulates the influential Langlands program of conjectures relating number theory and representation theory.
1968 – Michael Atiyah and Isadore Singer prove the Atiyah–Singer index theorem about the index of elliptic operators.
1973 – Lotfi Zadeh founded the field of fuzzy logic.
1975 – Benoît Mandelbrot publishes Les objets fractals, forme, hasard et dimension.
1976 – Kenneth Appel and Wolfgang Haken use a computer to prove the Four color theorem.
1978 – Olga Taussky-Todd is awarded the Austrian Cross of Honour for Science and Art, 1st Class, the highest scientific award of the government of Austria.
1981 – Richard Feynman gives an influential talk "Simulating Physics with Computers" (in 1980 Yuri Manin proposed the same idea about quantum computations in "Computable and Uncomputable" (in Russian)).
1983 – Gerd Faltings proves the Mordell conjecture and thereby shows that there are only finitely many whole number solutions for each exponent of Fermat's Last Theorem.
1983 – the classification of finite simple groups, a collaborative work involving some hundred mathematicians and spanning thirty years, is completed.
1985 – Louis de Branges de Bourcia proves the Bieberbach conjecture.
1986 – Ken Ribet proves Ribet's theorem.

1987 – Yasumasa Kanada, David Bailey, Jonathan Borwein, and Peter Borwein use iterative modular equation approximations to elliptic integrals and a NEC SX-2 supercomputer to compute π to 134 million decimal places.
1991 – Alain Connes and John W. Lott develop non-commutative geometry.
1992 – David Deutsch and Richard Jozsa develop the Deutsch–Jozsa algorithm, one of the first examples of a quantum algorithm that is exponentially faster than any possible deterministic classical algorithm.
1994 – Andrew Wiles proves part of the Taniyama–Shimura conjecture and thereby proves Fermat's Last Theorem.
1994 – Peter Shor formulates Shor's algorithm, a quantum algorithm for integer factorization.
1995 – Simon Plouffe discovers Bailey–Borwein–Plouffe formula capable of finding the nth binary digit of π.
1998 – Thomas Callister Hales (almost certainly) proves the Kepler conjecture.
1999 – the full Taniyama–Shimura conjecture is proven.
2000 – the Clay Mathematics Institute proposes the seven Millennium Prize Problems of unsolved important classic mathematical questions.

21st century

2002 – Manindra Agrawal, Nitin Saxena, and Neeraj Kayal of IIT Kanpur present an unconditional deterministic polynomial time algorithm to determine whether a given number is prime (the AKS primality test).
2002 – Yasumasa Kanada, Y. Ushiro, Hisayasu Kuroda, Makoto Kudoh and a team of nine more compute π to 1241.1 billion digits using a Hitachi 64-node supercomputer.
2002 – Preda Mihăilescu proves Catalan's conjecture.
2003 – Grigori Perelman proves the Poincaré conjecture.
2004 – Ben Green and Terence Tao prove the Green-Tao theorem.
2007 – a team of researchers throughout North America and Europe used networks of computers to map E8.[15]
2009 – Fundamental lemma (Langlands program) had been proved by Ngô Bảo Châu.[16]
2010 – Larry Guth and Nets Hawk Katz solve the Erdős distinct distances problem.
2013 – Yitang Zhang proves the first finite bound on gaps between prime numbers.[17]
2014 – Project Flyspeck[18] announces that it completed proof of Kepler's conjecture.[19][20][21][22]
2014 – Using Alexander Yee's y-cruncher "houkouonchi" successfully calculated π to 13.3 trillion digits.[23]
2015 – Terence Tao solved The Erdös Discrepancy Problem
2015 – László Babai found that a quasipolynomial complexity algorithm would solve the Graph Isomorphism Problem
2016 – Using Alexander Yee's y-cruncher Peter Trueb successfully calculated π to 22.4 trillion digits[24]

you misunderstood the question

name one USEFUL discovery made by a MATHEMATICIAN not and ENGINEER

how do i know you ctrl+v'd from wikipedia?

>1962 – Gloria Conyers Hewitt becomes the third African American woman to receive a PhD in mathematics.

because mathematicians see this as an accomplishment

>2013 – Yitang Zhang proves the first finite bound on gaps between prime numbers.[17]
>1991 – Alain Connes and John W. Lott develop non-commutative geometry.
>1992 – David Deutsch and Richard Jozsa develop the Deutsch–Jozsa algorithm, one of the first examples of a quantum algorithm that is exponentially faster than any possible deterministic classical algorithm.
>1966 – Abraham Robinson presents non-standard analysis.
>1946 – Jean Leray introduces the Spectral sequence.

>Biomolecular Oompaloompas

One of these are useful and/or haven't already been used before proving by comp-eng