How do I get a /lit gf like this?

How do I get a /lit gf like this?

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what a dumb bitch, happiness taste like smegma

>own a thousand books
>not one of them has literary value
Women, lol.

Unless your hobbies include video games and cuckoldry you're better off single

I'd be happy with a girl who doesn't stare into her phone all day and upload 1000 pics to her instagram/fb for attention. Doesn't even need to be good looking as long as she's smart.

>ordered by color
why woman love to trigger me

I can't find a book on there worth reading. Were women a mistake?

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>Unless your hobbies include video games and cuckoldry you're better off single
wtf since when are either of these things the way to a woman's heart

Become a Chad
After that you can fuck any woman you want