How do I get a /lit gf like this?

How do I get a /lit gf like this?

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what a dumb bitch, happiness taste like smegma

>own a thousand books
>not one of them has literary value
Women, lol.

Unless your hobbies include video games and cuckoldry you're better off single

I'd be happy with a girl who doesn't stare into her phone all day and upload 1000 pics to her instagram/fb for attention. Doesn't even need to be good looking as long as she's smart.

>ordered by color
why woman love to trigger me

I can't find a book on there worth reading. Were women a mistake?

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>Unless your hobbies include video games and cuckoldry you're better off single
wtf since when are either of these things the way to a woman's heart

Become a Chad
After that you can fuck any woman you want

t. brainlet

Kek

>you will never be this happy

i envy people like this.

>tfw to intelligent for happyness

i don't even think it's intelligence, i just overthink things. i wish i could just take things at face value and not worry about if what i'm doing actually matters, whether or not i'm being sincere or putting on airs, and wondering the same about other people.

>Wow look at all those children's books! My kids would love this!
lel

Hits too close to home, man......

happiness tastes like water...

>water

bunch of miserable, unhappy losers in here trying to convince themselves reading dead Greeks will fulfill them while this girl is out there enjoying her life

kek

Can someone please explain the "water + DFW" thing? I'm never going to read the Infinite Meme.

Thanks
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Its from his "This is water" commencement speech

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Does she unironically arrange her books by colour?

I'm enjoying my life too, dear tumblerina. I get a kick out of women's poor attempt at being , for example.

this roastie is an hedonist, so eat her pucci