walk into your local library

> walk into your local library
> see this guy peaking at your qt librarian from behind a bookshelf whilst furiously masturbating.

wat do?

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You want me to fuck you in the stinker? I'll whisper de Sade in your ears.

I've actually done this before, I'm completely sincere

Seriously tho. Whats so great about William vollmann?

he's visibly greasy and out of shape. this is clearly hurting him aesthetically. if he took care of himself he would look alright

>whilst
Whilst'll've

a cross-dressing luddite obsessed with violence and the supernatural

why was i not told this man existed

They thought he was the unabomber at some point.

>tfw I've seen homeless people jacking it in the library

damn i've got to start reading this guy

incredible

Who is this man?

william t vollmann, apparently

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_T._Vollmann

All that sounds great but it's like reading an unaware DFW.

Thanks

Max Res DeFault is a fucking hack.

Probably not.

i love the video that picture comes from

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That's my boy william t! Love me some Atlas, last stories, dying grass, ice-shirt, risen angels. He's the man!

Dude hookers lmao.

Alternatively

Dude primitivism lmao.

Tightly grip his penis while whispering a soothing Norweigin whaling song in his ear.

I've never read anything by him. You say he's a luddite. Which book of his best describes the horrors of technology?

Last Stories and Other Stories.

he is just an obese dfw

He's not obese lol and he has no similarity with DFW. How stupid are people on this board really?

About 7 stupid. On good days 6.

???

What, found Vollmam jerking off in a library?

Maybe I'm getting them confused, isn't Last Stories mostly about ghosts?

Dis book so spooky

worst meme in recent memory