Be reading this in public

Im agreeing and very much adding to this conversation with orignial input and ideas.

>Keira's Jaw Line is god

I held this one down so no one could see the cover.

>be reading this on the bus
>see people looking at me
>baka, just try to ignore them

seriously, why are people so insensitive when a man is just trying to read?

might have to be careful with this one

Say, what's happening to the broad? Last I saw her was in Everest for few minutes. Hopefully not doing some plastic... I quite like how she looks, despite needing some more meat on her bones.

I read mostly at work and in public. The only thing holding me back from reading this is the cover.

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Read this on a NYC bus 5 days in a row and you will get in 10+ fights

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literally the best and most beautiful cover i have ever seen

Okay you got me with this. Can you give me a quick rundown, I don't want to end up on a watchlist.

A good example of not judging a book by its cover

>tasteful nude on the cover
>people watchs me like WTF you pervert
What philistine shithole do you live in?

basically Beckett's Trilogy but with a guy who fucks babies

that's why i use a kindle.

>"whatcha readin user?"
>"one hundred years of solitude my friend"
>is Lolita ;)

>tasteful
>nude

>Burger detected.

this cover physically pains me. the movie barely had anything to do with the book.

I love Javier Marías, he is awesome.

not everyone is a squeamish prude, user

Same thing. I read advanced books for my age, still in school, and I get bullied for actually trying. It sucks.

Well quit reading shitty books

Here is one
>Be me
>Be reading Consider Phelebas
>Finish tests
>Chilling
>Then, here is Faggot
>Faggot is basically one of those ghetto kids who usually fail at life, and are massive bullies.
>"AYY NIGGA WAT DAT SHIT YA READIN"
>He says
>"That is none of your buisiness", I say
>"Bugger off"
>Then, this fucking retard grabs my book and says
>"AYY DIS PASTY NIGGA IAIN M BANKS LUK LIK SHIT LMAO!" This retard says
>This was after Mr. Banks died of cancer
>triggered.jpg.
>REEEE
>I start "roasting" him in his own form, except I talk with the most advanced vocabulary I could find at the top of my head
>After he is done, the entire class starts screaming and acting like something terrible happened.
>OHHH BOI U GOT ROASTED!
>I just stand their dumbfounded
>He mumbles some unintelligible shit about "Dis boi right here"
>Such is life.

>Shitty
>books
I'm not reading shitty books you dumbfuck, I'm reading "Against a Dark Background" by Iain M. Banks. I'm also fucking reading Tolstoy War and Peace. When I was in 6th, I did a book review about 1984, and was surprisingly good for my age.

that sounds SO likely

Shit, made some grammar mistakes.

This literally happened. Same thing happened when I made a comment about ones hairline and the existence of the Higgs-Boson, and the entire class was screaming out "OOOOOH". I think I'm being set up, and I'm too autistic to realize it.

lack of clothing is culturally distasteful almost universally. the image op used is not particularly obscene, but it is still distasteful; it would still stand out amongst other book covers. I appreciate nudity and beauty but it's not something you should display in public without the consent of others

>not doing what you want in public as long as it is legal

How does beta life treat you?

>When I was in 6th, I did a book review about 1984, and was surprisingly good for my age.

I want you to know that there are few sadder things than seeing someone brag about their middle school accomplishments.

Oh shit, I think I responded to the wrong comment, sorry about that, go tell the actual poster that they are a massive faggot.

What did he mean by this?

I mean that I thought you replied to my comment, and I mistakenly insulted you, old chap. Go call the other OP autistic.

Hello, I also have something meaningful to say.

>Her nose is so fucking straight and the right length

The only way to truly learn how to write good characters is to get out in the world and spend lots of time around people in social settings.

Your book report gloating still makes me sad.

Yeah I know. I'm in 8th.

I get bullied a lot, because my school is full of anti-intellectual troglodytes. Sorry.

good grief i bet you're a bundle of fun

Kek. Same thing happens when I bring a real book, not the shit my classmates bring.

Fuck those retards.

You sound like my first roommate who thought that tampon commercials should be barred during dinnertime hours.

Corazon tan blanco is so shit you shouldn't've been reading it in the first place

there's nothing to feel insecure about as long as you aren't one of those people who is clearly seeking attention. simply do what pleases you casually and with fucking dignity.

>A-user are you a nazi?

please tell me this is a inside joke

if you're actually underage, you're wasting your potential

i wasted my teen years on here, don't do the same

>reading any book cover with the NSDAP symbol in public
>expecting to not be ostracized

It's not going to get any easier when you grow up

Chad the frat boy is going to steal your gf in college

Then when you get a job at the firm the partners are going to cuck you and make you work weekends

To be honest I've never read Shirer. However there was an user on here who claimed to have been reprimanded by his university for reading it in public and then getting into an altercation of sorts with some female students.

Hory shiet. The tales of american retardation when it comes to nudity are real.

Why dont you guys just go to a bookbinder or just make a cover out of a paper bag or something? Add some hip decoration and you can impress some dumb hipster slut with your autism.

Here ya go, lads: wikihow.com/Create-a-Paper-Bag-Book-Cover

all the greeks have benis on cover :(((

Yeah. You are. And you're no better than the "faggots" you seem to hate. Get over yourself and the rest of 'em.

Eating in front of the television is fucking heathen and should be banned.

shes so ugly like holy shit

also cant move, disgusting facial expressions, skelly forever

I find it fascinating that being that freakish thing on the right is more acceptable than being a Nazi.

>meh, Makbeth

I think I've made a terrible mistake...

Kek.

Two idiot gayboys on the subway laughed and pointed at me when I was reading this. When I brought it into work, I got confused stares from my boss.

If you were to come to where my peers are, trust me, you'd get bullied as fuck. I like Nietzsche, would want to read.

my dad works at nintendo

It's hilarious that this is the only major volume not included in the two collections. It forces you into situations like this.

Okay, how is that relevent to the discussion.

Just like your green story, it is not true.

I took Hitler's biography to uni to show it to a friend of mine, a teacher who walked by stopped to ask me if I "admired" him, I jokingly said "only a little bit", he just said "good haha" and left.

Feels good not to live in a sjw country.

kek

>Ayn Rand was an idiot

Nice meme.

I'd laugh at retards who read the Kauffman translations too.

>spend fifty years raging at any sort of social program or public service
>end up living off welfare

>What are you reading user? Are you gay or something?

kinda reminded me of Nietzche desu

Yea, sure am!

>ywn be bullied by a superior black bull

This one's even better.

How?

Nazi has been the default worst thing a person can be for nearly a century in nearly all cultures.

Honestly, if I saw someone reading this I'd think that someone is an edgy pretentious douche trying to get attention from strangers.

This book has caused me the most embarrassment of all books that I own.

Of course I don't read it in public, but for some damn fucking reason, everyone thinks that I'm weird because it's in my dorm.

>my roommate computer science major when he saw it thought that I was weird and told a bunch of people that he was rooming with an edgy hitler supporter
>we barely spoke for the first few weeks because of this, and even after I explained it to him, we now dislike each other because of the bad first impression
>bring a qt back to my room
>she sees this and being a dumbass liberal sheep gets freaked out
>wtf are you a neo nazi or something?!

It's not even that good a book, fuck this book.

At least it's more interesting than the cover on the English translation.

>mfw reading Venus in Furs at cafés

>nearly all cultures.

Not really. In the middle east Hitler's reputation is quite good, in Africa they haven't heard of him, and in Asia they don't care. Even in Russia, the country that suffered the most at the hands of the Wehrmacht and the SS, being a neo-nazi is less bad then being a homosexual.

>thinks being a cunt to everyone is alpha
No wonder you're still a beta. kys cunt.

is that james joyce?
why is there a girl trying to grind his face?

ktf

Maybe she's trying to fart directly on his nose.

>in Asia they don't care

God, you're a fucking idiot.

kek

Once, when I was reading this in the train, a guy asked me if I was reading a book how to pick up girls book while he laughing.

Yep, thats the one