Safe methods of castration

28yo kiss-less virgin here. I am tired of having pointless emotions like lust that will never end in anything.
What is the safest way I can castrate myself?

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>What is the safest way I can castrate myself?
high doses of fluoride and soy

That seems implausibly simple. Soy is widely consumed too, yet I've never heard of anyone who accidentally chemically castrated themselves by eating too much of it.

Please respond. I'm currently reading this hereford.org/static/files/0815_Castration.pdf but I need extra pointers. I asked a doctor about it and they're unwilling to do the operation, so I have no choice but to do it myself.

Just pay for sex if it's actually impossible (and it's not).

Hire an escort. You won't kiss, but you won't die a virgin. That's what I did. 21, still kissless, but not virgin.

Castration will remove your sexual desire, but also your desire for self improvement, physical activity, mental activity, and a host of other things

It's similar to a permanent lobotomy. You don't want this. Just masturbate regularly user, please don't do this.

I considered that. The whores I can afford physically repulse to the point of nausea. A decent (not good) looking whore would cost me 4 months' rent. I don't have that money.

youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA

>It's similar to a permanent lobotomy.
I find that hard to believe. There have been plenty of ambitious eunuchs and such in history.

Castration would not make you feel any better. You would still feel sexual emotions even if the lust disappeared.

I'd castrate you. Kinda something I've wanted to do for a while. What state are you in?

You're looking in the wrong places then, friendo. There are lots of desperate 6+/10 girls out there that need money for their next line.

I am willing to accept your offer as long as you're practising somewhere in Europe I can reach for less than 100 euros and you're willing to defer payment in several installments over the next few months. I am a depressed NEET who doesn't have a lot of money.

more like in ck2 and got

Not in europe... can you come to vegas?

Also no homo but I would either want to freeze dry them and embed in clear epoxy or eat them.

I know a girl that would go nuts for some human testicle ear rings.

You want the scrotal sack gone too? Maybe a nice little coin purse could be made.

>can you come to vegas?
God dammit...

It was simply

NOT ENOUGH SOY

Ignore that, about the license, I should've read this post before replying to a sick fuck like you. Kill yourself, seriously.

What.

>A literal cannibal
That's fucking what, you barbarian.

Be gay. It really is the superior lifestyle.

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