/fitlit/ thread

/fitlit/ thread
posting here because theres already some on fit but none here.

fit please go, I don't actually want to be fit
I just want to read books and be cute

Show boypussy

Veeky Forums might need Veeky Forums, but Veeky Forums doesn't need Veeky Forums.

if you want to follow the stereotypes, you're the assholes who used to beat us up and make fun of us for being nerds. now your face is cratering from steroid abuse and you want us to help you recover your previously good skin condition.

lmao dude Veeky Forums was the weird manlet in highschool who never had a gf and played video games all night.

This desu. Veeky Forums is a board of peace.

/fitlit/ gave us this, so it's not exactly what I'm after right now.

>reading Greek mythology today
>doing squat and bench tomorrow

/fitlit/ really is the best way to make it

Can Scooby be any more of a faggot?

How delusional are you, lmao?

Veeky Forums is 90% manlets, autists, robots, failed normies trying to lift their feels away.

i've never been there, like i've never been to /pol/, /mlp/ or /redacted/.

Let this be and be praised for the age of /fitlit/ ubermench is here. May lesser men perish, and those willing join us.
The ubermench memes we follow:

>/noporn/ --Discipline--
>Veeky Forums --MindGains--
>Veeky Forums --BodyGains--

These three stand as the three pillars of evolution for us. With the power of these combined, you too can become ubermench!

DEUS VULT!

I'm ready

but Veeky Forums is not gay desu

Trips confirm it

>Beta uprising towards alpha starts now.
My fellowe brethren, arise stand up and practice the good ways of life.
I personally also would wish to include
>Meditation --ExtraMindGains--

if you want to improve the world improve yourself b-b-buckos!

>Veeky Forums --MindGains--
>Veeky Forums --BodyGains--
nope

Veeky Forums leave
Veeky Forums leave
Veeky Forums leave

cringe

jokes on you i was never beaten lmao

Read Laughable Loves by Kundera.

>all the Veeky Forums hate ITT
Are we really that populated with pseuds? Can you not understand that to better your mind you must also better your body? And have you ever been to Veeky Forums once, to know what they are truly like, or do you merely spew your vague misconceptions about them without looking their way, the same way you fall over yourselves to opine on books you've never read?

They are only salty because they can't lift one pl8 and only read plea-tier littérature while they spout "I am an lit major guys Xddd".

This board is full of pseudo-intellectuals angry that someone could improve both physically and intellectually.

Don't despair guys, we all started as rookie. Some of us want to help other accomplish more of their lives.

jokes on u cuz i get laid and u dont
:o

yeh im pretty sure they are mad because not only are fit people stronger than them but now because of fitlit theyre gonna be smarter too. anyway im going back to fit, turns out u guys r all asshole nerds that treat other people like shit even tho we liked u guys

dis

being this insecure

>Can you not understand that to better your mind you must also better your body?
You do not need to improve your body to improve your mind. Certain chemical changes can be useful, but they are dishonest and distasteful, and so should be rejected. Generally speaking, the body is worthless preserving it is a false step.

scooby isnt natty, he listens to audiobooks

>can't run more than 45 seconds without having a stroke.
>can't bench because he fear people will laugh at his 1 rep max thus hurting his fee-feeling

Everyone, laugh at that limp-wristed faggot.

He's married to a man... so no.

What happened to fitlit I was actually enjoying it. I thought it was gonna be permanent