Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader

>Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.

How do you respond?

>You got me.

To a fictional anecdote concocted by a second-rate stand-up comedian looking to self-valourise?

FREEBIRD!

you feel just a brief instant of self-satisfaction before realizing that the Greats would apocalyptically dominate you so you go back to crying over Joyce and Hegel again and getting fucked up by the pre-Socratics which you keep putting off reading

after the shame of comparing yourself to "unreader plebs," passes you go back and post on Veeky Forums so that brief initial instant lingers a bit longer and you feel "kinda cool" about being a "reader"

but this isn't cool because being self-aware about being a "~reader~" is mediocre

Uhh

Bill Hicks is such a douchebag

sorry sweetie, I'm a gamerr

>implying I read in public

>take 'em sumwhere that's guuuud

Looks like we got ourselves a comedian

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What would you consider to be a first rate comedian?

"Yes:"

uhmmm yes sweeitie, boys read too,, we have always read, sorry if that upsets u

People look down on reading?

I'M DRUNK AND I'VE GOT A CUNT

THAT GIVES ME CARTE BLANCHE

>tries to parade around drugs as the best thing ever
>drops dead at 30
That what's smug cunts get.

norm macdonald

plebs are not welcome here

Sam Hyde

Filthy Frank

I will never understand the undeserved pride of having a certain hobby. There's only on aspect that needs to be fulfilled in order to see someone as equal, and that is the ability to think for themself. By that criterion you can throw 80 % (and that's a generous estimate) into the gulags.

>That's just what I tell people to sound smart. I'm actually dyslexic and hate reading.

You're just jealous cause you're a plebby skeleton who looks like shit. Can't go to the beach this summer cause everyone there is perfect and you're not. Tanned skin, white teeth. You got white skin, tan teeth.

This reminds me of the saying "If you get your philosophy from a comedian, don't be surprised if it's a joke:"

ohh this is good. gonna use it next time someone on reddit quotes louis ck to support their argument.

there are many shuddersome features of this post

like the fact i like owning people on reddit?

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>owning people

Please feel free to go ahead and hang yourself.

looks like i've won this argument, since you clearly have nothing to say in response.

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>oh this? i use it to beat nerds over the head with. haha
rate my response

>Yes, I can in fact perform a basic human function.

Fuck off, Bill… or is it Alex, now?

The ears give away that it isn't him

Have you been to the South?

Pretty funnny desu

Can someone edit Calvin so he looks like Stirner?

more syrup 'hun

limmy

>tfw trying to figure out how his arm is positioned in this picture

Patrice O'Neal

Bill Hicks isn't funny but you can't deny how amazing that breakdown in Chicago.

>I'VE GOT A CUNT AND I'M DRUNK! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!

Patrice O'Neal