Well lets see it

Well lets see it

>women

Spooky.

>interested in girls

The girl that served me at the pub last night said her favorite book is princess bride. I didn't even know it was a book (movie is good though)

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She said: "it's 50 shades of grey. Me and Chad did everything that happens in the book, well, before he dumped me anyway".

Thanks OP. Now I know.

The only girl I have in my phone is this escort I call from time to time.

Hey fat piece of shit, when will the inevitable suicide happen?

>being interested in girls
really draws one to ponder the current situation does it not

>falling for the oldest meme in the book

My ex blocked my number because I kept drunk texting her in a rage. I'm not interested in any other women

How much does she charge?

my gf said Nausea

Moby Dick

You can't just text a person out of nowhere.

Alot, I learned you need to spent alot to get a good one.I went cheap one time and got a shemale by accident.

She doesn't have a phone. She's a tulpa who has yet to receive recognition from others.

She said VALIS though

the master and margarita

should I ask her out?

>being interested in girls and books at the same time

lel whats next asking a deaf his favorite piece of music?

Are women even interested in books?

NICE

Wait for the obligatory fat cunt response, friend.

She said "Far from the madding crowd" by Thomas Hardy. So?

Acceptable.

Your love interest isn't here femanon

All the book reviewers on the tube are female.

secret garden or love in the time of cholera

So its like cheese. Cheap cheese is the worst

I have exactly 5 girls phone numbers
>Mom
>Grandma
>2 Aunts
>Cousin
Cousin is a hottie

The Idiot

so what was the point of this exercise?

do it

Post screenshots maricas.

incest taboo is a social construct

nothing wrong with fucking your cousin

sweet, she likes you back

>book reviewers
>female
is such a thing even possible?

so?

It has a biological base though. Reproduction and shit.

Use a condom.

Yeah, that solves it.

Diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules

Wat do

the sound and the fury
also they're not a girl

The risks of genetic defects in incestuous offspring are way overblown though. Unless it spans a few generations, the risk is similar to procreating with a woman in her 30s.

I find it really cute when they are, even if it is John Green or some such. There is such a placid simplicity and graceful sensuality about a healthy woman reading a book. Seeing a beautiful woman reading a book is among one of the most endearing sights a man can see.

LAMOE (laughing at my own expense)
2bh tho i think its the other way around

Based

Flowers for Algernon

stop being gay

Then don't have kids.

Implying women can even read.

nut inside

1984

why the fuck not?

he's memeing, there is no such thing as a texting a person at the "right time"

you can if you possess even an iota of self-confidence

>All of the men on here who pretend to be smart and then get confused and babble about their own superiority whenever confronted with the idea that women read books.

Hilarious.

Please, learn to articulate a sentence.

Veeky Forums knows there are women who read books, the thing is most read YA, like virtually all the booktubers, hence all the threads poking fun at them.

"It's Infinite Jest user you know that. :) Is this for something?"

Oh you haven't killed yourself yet. Shame I'd gotten my hopes up n' all

>tfw no gf

>tfw don't have a crush
it's kind of liberating

i havent had one in 6 years feelsgoodman
im starting to doubt whether or not im actually human though

>One Hundred Years of Solitude

Okay lit, what does this tell me?

Never had one. Have had infatuations, but I think they're different.

Soon

even when you 14/15/16?
mind explaining how you distinguish between a crush and an infatuation?

My girl said In Cold Blood by true man capote

crush is when you actually know and connect with the individual but haven't taken the relationship to the next level. infatuation is when you admire them from afar but that admiration is contingent upon an idealized version of them that exists solely within your head. that's how i understand it, anyway.

i was too hateful a person at 14/15/16 to have either but by 17 i had a first infatuation.

don't have a woman in my life honestly

are there any good women on youtube talking about books or did they all get chased away by weirdos?

you are probably the male version of this

yes, idiot, leave your basement

ok fair enough
that sucks but not really.
sucks in the sense that you wont get what other people are talking about but doesnt suck in that all you ever 'missed out' on was more unrequited love

Greentexting in sentence fragments is a normal and accepted part of Veeky Forums discourse.

Or just attracted to them.

Just sent it out. She's religious so if it's something Christian-fiction tier I might kill myself.

I don't have a phone or female acquaintance. Pretty useless post but a good opportunity to vent my woe's.

im a bit jealous
on the first point at least. having one female object to submit queries to is useful, and also a bit of a boost for the ego.

>arthur pym
>mine is moby dick

I think I should ask her to go out at sea.

>''Jungle Fever... since then I've been pumped only by black, ebony bulls! I love gazzling their cum!!!''

wtf I hate the normalization of sex now

The Little Prince

Tell her to go to sleep, it's way past her bed time.

I saw you doing this over a month ago. You get points for consistency.

The FBI has been notified good sir.

but what is her favorite book?

>create tulpa
>it's a pleb tulpa

evrytiem

thanks for making me laugh for the first time in months

I'm in-love with two separate women who like to read, both are in relationships. I think it is hopeless as I just harass them through text constantly anyway.

Ive never talked to a girl before. 20 yo aspie neet

don't... don't do this.

Pointlessly blog about my gay life or harass women that will never return my feelings over text ?

>she said 'just kids' by patti smith

Not him but the latter.

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I can not help it, I am emotionally incompetent and I want her to like me. She thinks I'm a weakling.

Please leave.

it's White Noise

>tfw patrician oneitis

>She thinks I'm a weakling.
No shit. Continuously bugging her is an inherently submissive act. You come across to her as someone who *needs* her. Therefore, you are handing all of the power to *her* to determine how this relationship will turn out. First, people in general don't like having this kind of power over a fragile individual like this, because if they make the wrong move, said person could snap. Second, women don't like being the dominant - they want to be dominated. They don't feel any excitement for beta men. If you want her to like you, then you will keep your distance and put yourself back into a position of power and autonomy, signaling as best as you can that you do not need her, and that you are an emotionally-
stable individual. But if you don't want her, then you will continue to be the needy cuck that you currently are.

I know all this user, it is too late anyway. If anything I should just kill all ties.

One said: "All that is lost between us"
The other gave a list:
"1984
Man's Search for Meaning
Running Wild
The Hunger Games
Frankenstein"

I agree. It is probably best to start over with other women. Of course, your chances with other women are predicated on the assumption that betaness is not an inherent trait. You'd better hope it's not.

I know it is not, there is no inherent trait to the self. Or at least that is my mantra. I value strength, it was just this one woman in particular has seen me at my lowest, she understands me past how others do and it deeply effects me. I hate that she sees me as weak because I am weak, for her. That is all, I hate loneliness but I am used to it, she just upset everything and I constantly self-sabotaged.

"This is where it ends"
What does this mean