What does your girlfriend read?

fuck this site is bad for my mental health. i can operate well enough usually but then i see this and feel like a FAGGOT.

What answer do you want to hear?

My gf reads true crime all the time. It makes sense because she's going into forensics but it's all she reads.

she can't read yet

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I made a doll that I lie in bed next to me and call my girlfriend. I read her parts 50 shades of gray each night and wish we could do those things. I cry a lot

>Sitting on the floor
>Barnes & noble "leather" edition
>Happens to be exactly half done the book.
>Reading with music on in the background

Stay in Brooklyn you fucking faggot. If I see you with your girl anywhere in the village I'm popping you in the jaw.

Pleb stuff like Gaiman and some feminist shit by black wymyn. Also meme books with titles along the lines of "ShakesPURRRR! Cats in Literature!"

This same exact pic was posted in another thread like this one? What you trying to pull user

Reddit.

How... Absurd!

Im a khv autist I dont have friends so having a gf is beyond my comprehension

I am an autist too and I got a gf. Let me tell you, it will feel unnatural to you and it will probably not work because you are so divorced from the very idea of being in a relationship. It requires sacrifices you will not be willing to make or even understand understand the importance of.

Sure, the initial thrill will be great, but once it reaches even the earliest stages of something serious you will freeze and you will be anxious.

I am speaking this as a former robot. Well, rather a cyborg, because I am not a normie by no means

Been in my relationship for a year and a half and I am still stunned by all the problems relationships bring, because I'd never dreamed being with another person was anything more than just hanging out, fucking and cuddling.

God speed, user.

Write more ples. I haven't seen this cyborg perspective described anywhere

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DeBeauvoir

>falling for the woman meme
lol

Let me say that girls need action more than robots do.

While a robot would be content with watching a flick with a cutie girl, she will want to go on a road trip tomorrow, and then see a movie on the weekend, and then to travel with you to another state.

She will need you to go out of your way and change your routine/plans, so that you can be with her. This is quite hard if you are a robot, because robots are used to having all the freedom to do what they want whenever they wan, especially if they are NEETs.

It's the same as those sacrifices I mentioned above: initially it is no problem because you finally have a gf and you are pumped because you are experiencing something new, but when you realise you are no longer the protagonist in your own life, but rather a part of a duo, you start to feel anxious and slowly your dates become a routine too, just another entry in your daily plan that you cross after it's done. Like going for groceries.

And it can be even harder if you fuck up sexually. If you are a porn addict, you are very likely to find her body completely boring and you are likely to have a limp dick, or a semi at best. No matter how cute she is she will not look like your favourite cam girl when she takes her clothes off. Hell, even the cam girl would be boring if you saw her in real life. You will be disillusioned and you will lay there naked with her thinking about how your arm is not comfortable or how she's pressing your stomach too hard.

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no

A girl that is craving my dick says she loves reading altough I believe she is pretty pleb. She has a nostalgia boner for Hunger games bc it was her first novels but she admits to it being a guilty pleasure. She likes Oscar Wilde and is starting to peek into literature. I may gave her a taste of my knob, show her this hellhole and turn her into a litizen who posts DFW's and Pinecones.
Ill keep you guys posted.

At the moment, White Noise.

That is one ugly woman. Not feminine at all.

I don't have a gf, Thank God.

My ex used to read lot of Dosto and some Pushkin.

Last book she bought was Chekhov but she didn't finish it. Has been saying she wants to read White Noise now

She's v cute

>not finishing Chekhov
Dump her like a bag of African dirt.

This thread sure doesn't make me want to off myself at all haha

My ex-girlfriend read ultra-pleb shit like Eragon, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter. Our first date was ironically at a bookstore, where I spent the entire date explaining to her the significance of the Greeks and why her taste is shit because she told me she didn't know who Plato is when were browsing the philosophy section. I'm surprised she liked me enough after that autistic flareup of mine to continue dating me.

She cheated on me a year later, and I can't help but feel my elitism was part of it.

Fuck this thread

She just finished Machen and is going on a Le Fanu binge. She'll read Clark Ashton Smith after that.

>She cheated on me a year later
Wait, you kept seeing her after you saw who she was at the bookstore? Laughing out loud at you're life, my friend.

>You will be disillusioned and you will lay there naked with her thinking about how your arm is not comfortable or how she's pressing your stomach too hard.

Jesus dude, do you jerk off thrice a day? Just lay off the porn for a while and that issue will sort itself out.

My GF also though she reads popular stuff like Stieg Larson also.

My partner - it calls itself non-binary - reads the same books as I and at the same time. I call it my hand.

I want to shove my dick right up in her hairy pits and pluck the hairs out one by one - foreskin tongs.

Does it have a bagoo

Yes, but we don't talk about it.

A bagoo's a bagoo amirite

Why not? If you expect to find an intelligent woman and wait for her, you are going to be lonely your whole life. At least she was literate. Women all have pretty much the same personality, just find one that looks attractive and fucks well.

what the fuck is a bagoo

The opposite of a benis :DDDDD

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>If you expect to find an intelligent woman and wait for her, you are going to be lonely your whole life.
Suits me.

>At least she was literate.
>Women all have pretty much the same personality, just find one that looks attractive and fucks well.
Then you should know what you're getting yourself into with these ""literates."" I mean this girl was probably borderline obsessed with Harry Potter, wasn't she? That type is inherently unstable. That isn't to say all girls who read are like that, but if they're on the ultra-pleb protein like you said that one was then why even bother?

Nabakov, Pasternak, and Russian poetry.

What letter does her first name start with?

kek sadly many girls are like this. I remember dating a girl in her mid 20's still obsessed with children's cartoons, books, and so on.

þ

In Russian?

Would be worse if kneeling as daintily as possible with the book at chin level.

I am also currently turning a girl into a patrician with my penis. I noticed that whenever I mentioned a book or an album she'd inevitably start posting about it on her tumblr blog. Much to my pleasant surprise she was able to answer most of my probing questions- she was actually reading the books I mentioned.

She seems a lot sadder now, I've put her through in six months what took most of us agonising years, and I think there is an implicit understanding between her and I that we will never so much as kiss and that I view her purely as an experiment.

>lonely cunt
>google images

Mostly sociological theory and religious histories. She occasionally reads literary stuff I hand her and she seems really into feminist drama after I showed her "Top Girls," so I think I'm going to rec her more of that.

Marguerite Duras
L'amour

Take it from an actually healthy male who isn't scared of porn and isn't addicted either: I can jerk off three times a day and still fuck my wife three or four times a day on average. She's thankful I'm self-aware enough to masturbate (only sometimes to porn) as an outlet, and while she has some insecurities about porn she seems to understand how unfounded they are in my case. Some days I have no desire for porn and indulge myself on her pretty mercilessly, she enjoys it and says it's really fulfilling. On the other hand she freely admits it's hard on her body and is glad I'm not constantly drilling her with that frequency, making it something that happens maybe three or four times a month.

Basically, people demonize porn but it's a tool, like anything else. People poison themselves with food, too, but the blame is often squarely with the people and not with the food.

she doesn't read. all the books in our apartment are mine.

The girl I am seeing has borrowed Lolita from me and is reading that.
Before that, she read Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari.

>turning her with your penis
>not actually using your penis
You sad, disgusting little pretender.

I imagine she reads the Bible everyday, or at least Sunday mornings. I'll ask when I actually meet her.

>77
>55

She writes stories about witches, but hasn't been published yet.

She also has a rape fetish.

Those sound like some green flags user, that's nice.

the italian neorealism of literature

>an actually healthy male who isn't scared of porn
show me one
if you look at porn and experience anything other than disgust or non-arousing curiosity you're fucking up

d&d manuals and 40k books. i'm waiting for her to self identify as a dragon but the sex is good.

So did you rape her?

How so?

Haven't read this pasta before.

The same is true for men as well. I recently went on a date with a 35 year old who asked me unironically what Harry Potter house I belonged to or if I was a Jedi or a Sith. Wtf.

Dude owned like 300 pop movies and read the most entry level pleb shit, but fancied himself an intellectual.

>all this sublimated envy

that is too old to have grown up with Harry Potter
what the heck

>being envious of someone pathetic
Haven't heard that one before.

>girlfriend

Nothing. She doesnt read

Shit like Twilight and books by John Green. I'm not even kidding. Sometimes she reads Bronte and Jane Austen, but that is as far as she can get.
I always try to show her good stuff, sometimes she likes it, but without getting invested. I introduced her to Pessoa last week. She read two of his poems, liked them, but then went back to YA shit.

>this is a comeback

Lit suff, she just had a bias againt russian writers and anything that's longer than 500 pages. I guess that's the consequence of working in visual arts

Braille

Blind gf?

>asked me unironically what Harry Potter house I belonged to or if I was a Jedi or a Sith.

You'll have to try better than that, LAPD!

>being gay

>35 year old who asked me unironically what Harry Potter house I belonged to or if I was a Jedi or a Sith

Indie comics, linguistics / philology / etc., 20th century stuff, albeit she's been getting a lot into "foundational" stuff (Gargantua, Don Quijote, etc.) lately

John Green

Mostly literary fiction. She doesn't liek DFW or Tao Lin.

John Greene.
that's all.

John Greene

PK Dick, Dune, Joyce, various classic novels

bretty comfy desu

>Assuming I'm not a girl.

>"""girls""" with feminine penises on Veeky Forums

That's worse