Exams in february

>should visit doctor to get my testicle checked
>should be writing thesis
>should be doing experiments in lab for thesis
>should be studying for exams
>should be doing statistica project
>should be doing powerpoint presentation
>should be getting presents for Christmas

balls first
if it's really cancer I don't need to worry about the rest anyway...

Same here. Except i might not even get to my number theory exam if i don't start working on my semestral project (due this friday).
On the positive note, i'm finally aquiring some intuition in algebraic geometry, thanks to me being all autismo about elliptic curves for the past 3 months.

>february

so, no problem here...

literally 2 months

Isn't ball cancer one of the most treatable?

I've taken 50 mg of dextroamphetamine today and I'll I've done is shitpost, just like evryday

Eat a bunch of benadryl, ask God to help you pass exams, and study your ass off.

There is no logical reason for you to worry about studying.

You either will or you won't. If you pass your exams, you will have studied. If you're going to study, what logical reason do you have to not study?

You probably don't have a good reason. Go study.

Godspeed.

>february
>literally 3 months away

I have a final exam in real analysis in a few hours and I haven't studied one bit, all I did was shitpost and read manga.
Please shoot me.

Yes, but... you know why that is, right?

Just go fail your test. No big deal.

>Algebraic Geometry
>Hard in any way

...

that's literally still far away, i would've been concerned if it was like 10 days away. you got big time user (unless you've never attended any lecture)

>calc 1, algebra and differentials and classical physics exams in late january
>only just finished De Moivres Theorem

Well, looks like I'll be here for an extra year...

>chem final tomorrow
>entire day spent shitposting
It's not like I wanted an A or anything

>Eat a bunch of benadryl
wait, what?

>had exams last week
>2 A's so far and 1 B, waiting on my grade for calc 3
>tfw was at 85% and this final is either getting me an A or B (or C)

wtf is up with everyone on this board taking early calc classes? is no one taking more advanced classes?

Taking analysis here; one week until finals and still haven't started studying.

Now that's the spirit

Lol

Actually eating a bunch diphenhydramine. At really high dosages it makes your vision get cloudy (you see clouds/smokey) and it traps you in mental loops (same thought every thirty seconds for a few hours), like Groundhog Day.

100 mg probably won't fuck you up, I take that often sometimes. Don't mix with acetaminophen/paracetamol or nsaids though, or take liver damage.

I enjoy dextromethorphan from time to time myself. It gives you super imagination and it doesn't create a tolerance. Nobody wants to drink cough syrup though and they card for it.

Again don't mix with acetaminophen, and guifenesin isn't great either. Both are commonly found in the bottles.

Is OP studying yet ?

>300 word essay due wednesday
>can't stop browsing Veeky Forums

Both of those are anticholinergics. They impair cognition in the short and long-term, and cause dementia later in life.

>50 character essay due in 0.00001 seconds

>application deadlines december 15
>have prepared everything with just the right amount of time
>hoping nothing goes wrong
I just want to be a mathematician :(

Is dementia in the future gonna stop OP from studying right now?

I could have just suggested amphetamines, I guess. That would probably help OP study. OP just has to find some crystals. We'll call them study crystals.

There's almost no research on long term effects from dextromethorphan usage. You're either mistaken or you made that up.

>tfw had a final the time of which i actually misremembered
>missed the first 1.5 hours, couldn't take it because somebody had already left

im an imbecile and i wanna kill myself

Anticholinergics cause cognitive decline. This isn't exactly controversial.

jej i know that feel
Once i spent like 3 hours taking the most meticulous shit of my life

Its vital to start studying and only then take the pill

Quantity of usage and timescale with frequency of usage.

DXM is very hard to abuse, because it stops operating in the same way pretty much every time you use it. It's basically anti-tolerance.

Again. No long term studies on effects. Pharmaceutical companies just made it taste disgusting so it would be less desirable and they called it a day without scheduling it.

Remember:

Hard work WORKS.

sexism?

I have exams at two o'clock today and haven't studied.