Why haven't YOU read the Bible yet, user?

Why haven't YOU read the Bible yet, user?

i will one day

Stop procrastinating, faggot.

Genesis always makes me snoozy and never get past it. Anyone else have this problem?

yesterday you said tomorrow

i just finished infinite jest all right jheeze gimme a break

I don't read human scribble.

Why don you like mine scribbler

that's not something to be proud of

Oh, you're a redditor. That explains it.

I'm working on it, Isaiah now.

just because you haven't read it
this is FAKE NEWS i have never posted on Reddit! Sad!

You started Infinite Jest before the holy Word of God?

DFW, god. same difference really.

It's boring as shit, if I were to though I'd read an annotated version.

I've been going through the Vulgate while teaching myself Latin.

I still can't quite grasp the religious mindset.

i have. it sucks. what was i supposed to gain out of reading it?

I have. Zero character development, style is awful, constantly contradicting itself and is boring as fuck. Second worst fiction I've read. The first is A Room with a View

I'll start once I finish the Romans.

y'all christians mf need to chill. Your book isn't getting special treatment.

You don't have to read it cover to cover. Start with the Gospels. You can deal with the begats and law codes of the Old Testament later.

Because i am writing my own bible

I tried to read it from cover to cover but the old testament is too much of a snoozefest, I can't get through it. I've tried book of revelation and Luke and enjoyed both so I'm gonna roll with the new testament instead.

It's too long and I've already spent a good part of my life in church, my mother even read it to me before sleep

wtf