What are the virgin/Chad subfields of your field and why?
Pure math: >Virgin: Set theorist Half of it is seeing who can create the biggest number, the other half is playing around with axioms nobody cares about >Chad: Combinatorialist Extremely hard discipline that has no general theory behind it, basically just solving random problems for the fun of it
Aiden Jackson
CS >Virgin: SE They're incapable to do all the abstract thinking involved in serious programming so they just do Java and webdev. Might be the only specialization where having a PhD actually ruins your employability because you're expected to be an uneducated JS monkey. >Chad: parallelizing Research lab lends you its supercalculator so you can mine bitcoins while pretending it's for your project. The rest of your studies is proving algorithms in a paradigm so obscure even Hoare logic can't do shit in it.
Jonathan Gray
fluid mechanics >the virgin OpenFOAM Has to program in fortran / c Uses obscure FEM formulations that no one really cares about simulations are more costly and take longer than experimentation anyway
>the CHAD ANSYS Fluent literally incapable of coding, all you have is the GUI integrated CAD (a shoutout to chad) each new unit in a parallel simulation needs it's own license, so poorfags are kept out of research. Will use completely useless meshes just to challenge itself can add millions of models to your problem, no need to worry about exploiting mathematical/physical tricks in order to make it simpler just make the full 3D turbulent transient simulation with particle tracks, energy equation, species and the kitchen sink. What are you a fucking pussy? has friends from the ANSYS family to help you in other simulations
Leo Long
Life sciences Chad systems biology, biophysics, ecosystem science, mathematical x, wildlife biology, molecular biology, eco devo, phenology Virgin Biotech, biochem, taxonomy and systematics, genetics, bioinformatics, physiology(except for ecophysiology), evolutionary science.
Michael Thompson
>Eco devo I meant evo devo, although studying evolutionary development in the context of ecology is +10 cool points
Parker Robinson
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Robert Taylor
bump
Juan Morris
>Half of it is seeing who can create the biggest number, the other half is playing around with axioms nobody cares about Also, it turns out that these are both basically the same thing.
Owen Cox
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Brandon Anderson
so meta
Jeremiah Young
Math: Virgin: mathematician Chad: empty set
Ryder Lee
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Chase Johnson
There's no such thing as a Chad STEM major, let's just nip this in the bud now.
Dylan Nguyen
I know a lot of professors who are pretty chad. Some people get the genetic lottery.
Brandon Thompson
>virgin econometric microeconomics studies >chad game theory
Jack Allen
>virgin econometric social scientist -most studies have no conclusion -always needs more data -true experiments are impossible to do -math is highly complex and hard to understand, even for experts -everyone constantly disagrees -popularity contest in publishing >chad game theorists -needs no evidence -claims are absolute and final -everyone agrees that brilliant findings are brilliant -the best models can be understood by bright high school students -popularity is determined by correctness and insight -elegant models are pretty much art and recognized as so
Thomas Rogers
What is a non-passable trap? I don't get this one. But then a lot of these are obscure in jokes.
Isaiah Peterson
medicine
virgin: pathologists, radiologists, internists
chad: orthopedic surgery (any surgery really), cardiologists, emergency med, proceduralists, trauma
it takes balls to inject a cocktail of drugs into someone that could potentially kill them. theyre somewhere in between.
Daniel Gray
I can agree with this
Hudson Ortiz
>"balls" >computer algorithm where you just input perameters.
Justin Bennett
did i say brainpower?
still takes balls assume the full responsibility of someone's life
Mason Richardson
>still takes balls assume the full responsibility of someone's life or a good insurance policy which they all have
Nicholas White
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Angel Martinez
>genetics and molecular biology on different sides of the divide >ecosystem science and systematics on opposite sides >evo science and evo devo on different sides
Huh?
Gavin Sullivan
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Aiden Ramirez
I like this one but it needs Gama wizard
Thomas Anderson
this always gets me, that lore is deeper than my ass
Owen Roberts
Leave biophysics and evo sciences where they are. Swap everything else.
Aaron Edwards
Man dressed as woman but still clearly looks like a man