Be me

>be me
>Average looking, skinny, white male
>hate my job, life overall is average
>coworkers talking about 13 Reasons Why book because new Netflix
>At least it's not The Bachelor
>They're talking about how deep and sad it is
>A pretty, young girl taking her own life
>Too sperg to mention my four suicide attempts
>sperg enough to mention my hatred of the book
>they tell me I should be more respectful of the subject matter
>hate them all even more

Is there any good literature on suicide?
Has anybody else read 13 Reasons Why? Thoughts?

The Sorrows of Young Werther is probably the most Veeky Forums portrayal of romanticized suicide. It inspired a craze of suicides when it was published

>muh rape culture
>deep

I didn't like it. It felt very obvious. Even Goethe disliked it later in life.

Now compare it to 13 Reasons Why.

read the virgin suicides to free you of that blame and need for meaning shit.

When I was in 8th grade I hung around all the high-risk school shooters.

I wasn't exactly like them, I just found them to be the more genuine "don't give a fuck, say what I want" type of people, and they were, and they didn't care for bullshit.

Well, somehow I caught the eyes of the purest, preppiest, sweetest, prettiest, blooming little 14 year old piece of virgin silk pussy in my class.

Good.God. I can ... well. Lets continue for the time being.

We somehow got to talking and wouldn't you know it? She had a little angst in her because mommy was mad at daddy who lived a few states away, and that made her severely confused. I was into reading and having had the advanced English course with her, began talking about some of the books we were reading. She gave me this one. This pathetic, stupid, YA piece of trash book, and said it was her favorite.

Well...evil little me knew exactly how to use this book. I read it. By god I read it like six fucking times. I talked to her with enthusiasm about it for days on end and blah blah blah (ironically I did the same thing with John Green in order to see my plan come to fruition).

One day, she was vulnerable, and started telling me all her dark little, preppy, rich-girl suicidal tendencies, and fucking a I knew I was in.

I put my mouth on as much of her body as I could. Those little mosquito bite tits, that intact hymen, the untouched clit, I even got a little taste of her asshole before she pushed my head away, obviously not ready for such a commitment.

I fucked this girl like I would fuck an angel. Her dumb little mouth couldn't give a blowjob, but she tried. Her hand was like a dead sock flapping against my cock in the wind, but it didn't matter. Her precious little pure, perfectly toned face, and her skinny little lips acted as the most elegant backdrop to my erect cock.

I stripped away every ounce of innocence this little mrs catholic perfect girl had. I can still taste her pussy if I think about it. Her virgin little pussy, how surprised she was when it got so red and wet.

Oh fuck...I can still remember how she squirmed, bit her lip, and pounded her little fists against my chest when I popped her cherry. How I couldn't go all the way in because that perfect little face showed a stinging pain. How her breathing was stalled as I tried to gain a rhythm, entering a little deeper with each subsequent descent.

She was so fucking small, not that I was a large athlete, I was just the average sized teenage kid, but her skinny little frame was like playing with a fucking barbie doll. I could move her and position her as I pleased.

I came all over those little mosquito tits and a little hit her face, she half laughed, and was half disgusted. A little surprised and unsure.

I lost my virginity that day. I did shit I saw in porn and she didn't know any better.

I never got to do that again. All that was thanks to this stupid fucking book.

Subarashiki Hibi

>things that never happened

I'd rather read 13 reasons why than read this masturbatory drivel again.

No Longer Human.

Or even better, and like 1/10th of the size: A Perfect Day for Bananafish.

Or if you want to go full stream of consciousness on both a literally retarded narrator and a depressive, incestuous failure: The Sound and the Fury.

I'm sending this to your mother.

>>they tell me I should be more respectful of the subject matter
Did you tell them to go fuck themselves?

That got me hard. Mostly cause I knew a little petite slut just like this one. Nice work OP.

Memes aside, The Recognitions

You should have done the sperg scream and run away
This has always gained the respect of my peers; everyone is afraid and aware of my presence

>Things I don't care if they happened or not because...hoo, boy.

>four suicide attempts
Look buddy I don't know what you've gone through, and I'm willing to believe it was some serious shit, but FOUR failed suicide attempts? Can you answer me honestly if your heart was really in it?

I saw the narrator as an American version of Johnny.

What, it wasn't all the same day.

Seriously though, I have a hard time remembering. They put me on antidepressants shortly thereafter and I have trouble recalling stuff from that time period.

I do remember it was strangulation in my room with the belt I usually wear because I wanted to leave as little mess as possible, which is why I didn't, say, jump off the overpass or steal a housemate's gun.

The belt kept slipping off the door, or off the nail, because I couldn't even get that right, so I would give up and go to bed, too tired of it all to even weep.

Good literature on suicide would be Le Feu Follet by Drieu La Rochelle, adapted into the movie Oslo, 31. august

Phaidon about the death of Socrates
Don't know if it counts as suicide tho since they would have killed him anyway

His point probably was, if you had seriously tried 4 times, you would've succeed. So it was probably more of an attention seeking.

I resent this, sir

t. Catholic

>t. Catholic
You deserve a floggin', Jew-boy.

LARPagans arent welcome on Veeky Forums

LARP-kikes aren't welcome on Veeky Forums, go back to /pol/.

you appear to be the lost one, friend

agreed

people are stupid
don't let them get to you
they're stupid and shallow
they're wrong about you

The truly sad thing is I really don't know if you're being serious about being a Cathokike or if the post was just a joke. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, have no place in Europe, they are not native to the people there and they never were. So take your shitty religion and shove it up your urethra.

lol you cant be serious
>>>/asatru/

i dont think youre allowed to be that edgy on Veeky Forums and paganism was replaced by the white Christ so get a taste of that power and glory while your life lasts son

>lol
>>>/asatru/
>the white Christ
>get a taste of that power and glory while your life lasts son
Alright you sincerely got me, well trolled my dude.

The book is quite meh, but I thought the series was pretty decent. Good performances, camera work, and music, and the writing isn't bad.

I actually am Catholic and the "white Christ" is a reference to a speech St. Boniface gave to pagans (such as yourself).

Pic related

Unless OP is a woman. Then it makes sense.

not OP but it would make sense too if they were close together- if your second and third attempt the nurses resuss you because you were hospitalized on the first, you're probably too doped up by your fourth to harm your own shadow.

prob a woman, but could be a short episode or one of the countries that won't let you buy guns or "extra gasoline"

Underrated post.

yeah, the Bible

this comic is stupid because Christianity was adopted, by white western europeans, of their own volition. It wasn't forced on them.

Pretty sure Goethe didn't dislike it, he resented it for being something people knew him for late in life when he wrote it at such a young age, and because it had inspired suicides.
>felt very obvious

Can women literally ever stop attention whoring?

>look at me, i'm so sad, I wrote a book where the main character commits suicide, pls talk to me

Fucking normies. We never should have taught them how to read.

>it had inspired suicides
Honestly, there's something very dark and sinister about Goethe IMO.

Faust, for instance, is very badassly (perhaps the worst word I've ever typed out) and over-the-top occult, especially for the time that it was published. The ending of Elective Affinities is also incredibly strange and eerie. I wonder what mystical stuff he believed in, and how inwardly free this guy must have been to be so open about sex and promiscuity in the 1700s.

>dead girl voted "best ass" in class
>the douche of the school grabs her ass one day
>dead girl begins to cry
>dead girl does nothing because of patriarchal oppression
>dead girl is fumes for a few pages

Had a raging boner as I read this.

> suicide attempt

You even fail at dying.

I fucking knew it, I watched the first episode and hated it, it was so painfully obvious it was gonna be about rape.

No one fucking cares, you normie faggot. Complain on Facebook so you can feel superior. I hate you retards.

>be respectful of the work user!

>well I liked it so you can't disagree with me because everyone is entitled to their opinion

>the author is published and you're not published or a professor on the subject so what do you know lmao

this is why i never talk about literature in real life and have to push my repressed sincere feelings onto this shitty burmese cat-washing service

Op here. I'm a man.

I only told one person about a week after the second attempt because she noticed I was acting off. She forced the issue of 'what was up'

When I gave up and told her so she'd leave me alone, she threatened to tell the school unless I went into therapy.

Then the therapist sent me to a dude who medicated me before convincing me to let me call my parents. On hearing this, my father visited me to talk, and my mother told all of her retarded sisters and friends. Literally worse conversations of my life.


Can we get back to the book? The chick has a crush on the narrator, calls it love, and lists it as a reason. How can anyone over 16 take this book seriously?

GR (too hard) Sound and the fury (too confusing) and The Iliad (too boring).

>Sound and The Fury
Definitely.
Quentin's section is heartrending.

"If it could just be a hell beyond that: the clean flame the two of us more than dead. Then you will have only me then only me then the two of us amid the pointing and the horror beyond the clean flame."

kek, so why did they have to burn native Europeans on crosses again?

damn look at this white dude. so fucking white. dumb kike

>Christianity was adopted, by white western europeans, of their own volition. It wasn't forced on them.
This HAS to be fucking bait.

I read it as a lonely, friendless sophomore in HS for my afterschool makeup English class after I failed freshman year. It wasn't similar to anything I was into at the time and I went into it expecting it to be shit, and it really wasn't bad for ya novel. I remember crying in the shower because there are girls who kill themselves when no one understands them when I do, yet I'm invisible to them as a 5'1" 95lb kid. I grew up and forgot most of the novel, became taller and better looking and started actually getting female attention, though I still think about it when dealing with women because of how bad something like fucking and then ignoring them can lead an emotional women to those suicidal and depressing thoughts. It's made me more empathetic, and at least I got something positive out of it as opposed to the shallow fantasy shit I used to read at the time. After that I started looking for more hard hitting novels and that's how I got into literature
fuck I just started rambling, too lazy to proofread this

adding to this, it also had everything I wanted at the time but couldn't get, girlfriends, friends, parties, a cool place every one at school goes to meet up with each other, loving parents, even fucking high school drama. My life was so boring I wanted to participate in that shit to at least feel included in school. I wandered around every lunch looking like I was going somewhere important because I had no one and no place to sit with. Fuck this book is bringing out too many memories I try to forget...

great movie, tho I haven't seen any other Mike Leigh films

holy... i want more