>be me
>14, in scottish high school
>A+ student, always sucking teachers dicks (not literally)
>new african math teacher arrives
>he's a fucking idiot
>was probably hired for "diversity"
>doesn't seem to know english very well, often goes on rants in whatever language he speaks
>can hardly do maths either
>doing trigonometry graphs one friday
>was hung over as fuck, wasn't listening at all the whole lesson
>woke myself up at the end of the period with 10 minutes till home time
>teacher had put up answers to the questions i was supposed to be doing the whole period
>page was completely empty
>wasnt listening when he explained how to do it
>quickly scribble down all the answers
>teacher comes over and is confused by the fact that I'd written down the equations of the graphs without the required working
"Oh, yeah, i dont need that. its too easy"
>teacher looks at me with his weird bulgy-eyed face
"Oh? Really? That real good! Congratulation!"
>he shows the whole class my jotter and tells them they should try to be as good as me
>go home and sleep
>sunday, my dad gets a letter from the maths teacher telling him how great i am
>letter printed off of microsoft word, with a picture he took with his phone clumsily slapped in
>mfw dad buys me a ps4
>mfw teacher is fired a year later for standing in girls changing room to "look for textbook"
African math teacher
, in scottish high school
>>mfw dad buys me a ps4
So how old are you again?
He could be as old as 19
wtf does his age have to do with getting a ps4?
>you really think he didnt see you sleep in class?
>you really think he didnt notice you quickly copying the answers?
>you reaally think he showed "your" "work" to the class because he "honestly" believed you are realy good at the subject?
That was some real genius of self-irony and deception you have encountered. Truly muh nigga.
>A+ student, always sucking teachers dicks
>It's a BBC
>"Nah senpai, this is too much for my little hole"
>Teacher thrusts
>"Euwewww wtf"
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>in girls changing room to "look for textbook"
Now that's a nigger
Hey man, I once left a textbook in an 8-year-old girl's pussy so I just had to look you know? I had to probe somehow to see if I could feel the textbook inside her pussy.
>14
You must be 18 or older user to post here. It's for your own safety. Wouldn't want some sex addicted roasted from /soc/ to stalk you would you now.
As a fellow Scot, this post gave me cancer. Also
> high school
Kys m8
theres worse on the internet, mate
sorry for being in high school, i guess?
He could be slightly older than 18 at the most. PS4 was released on 29/11/2013.
lol
It's December, user.
He could have skipped grades, for example I have skipped 2 and am going to skip 2 more until college.
Because he is 14 in high-school, and super excited about the PS4, so it sounds kinda like a lie.
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its a blue board. i'm 9 and i come here for my daily math fix
>african math teacher
>head of the department
>h-index of 50
>taught my abstract algebra class
>i couldn't keep up
You have to be over 19 to post here.