I recently got accepted into Stanford (Early Decision), which I guess validates for me a lot of what I’ve worked for and thought over the past 18 years of my life. Given this, I think it’s not at all unreasonable of me to be promoted to moderate this board. Not only do I have external accreditation (Rising Freshman at Stanford University, ranked as the #4 school by the US News, which puts me as the most educated person on this website), I also have been an avid reader for the past 2 years of my life. I routinely devour books, dozens of pages at a time, and average reading 10 books a year. I’ve always suspected that I’m a deeply original thinker, and some (though not all) of my teachers have agreed. I received an A- in my IB Theory of Knowledge course (for those of you who are unaware, it’s kind of like an “end game” philosophy course that synthesizes and distills the entirety of Western Thought into a single course) for my paper on social media (Towards A New Mass Culture: Facebook and Snapchat as Education) that showed how Plato’s Republic and Paine’s Common Sense kind of “predicted” the modern world so to speak, and how Facebook and Snapchat and other social media platforms are integral towards how people learn and mature today.
Beyond my intellectual credentials, I have a demonstrated track record of excellence through leading my school's various organizations, acting as, over the past four years: -Vice President of the Student Body -Assistant Captain of the Soccer team -Associate Principal Second Violin in the Junior Varsity Orchestra -President of the Esports Club
I have some really good ideas on how to improve this board and you guys should definitely give me a chance.
Jason Ward
Freshman undergraduate? So you're like 15? No wonder you write like that.
Christopher Garcia
My suggestion is that you end your life.
There, board improved
Landon Turner
You should add -Veeky Forums soyboy to the list
Asher Gray
this, but unironically
Easton Morris
>average reading 10 books a year
Nigga I read 15 books over summer break
Jackson Allen
I hope you kill yourself. Fuck off to reddit where this kind of shit is encouraged.
Angel Morgan
>Associate Principal Second Violin in the Junior Varsity Orchestra >Second Violin
Is this a new pasta? I like it.
Charles Mitchell
As an actual stanford alumni (daddy worked at eimac and I built tubes in our garage): nobody gives a shit about your unwarranted self-importance. Going to a nice school does not make you important, doing important things does. And based on your post, you haven't demonstrated you are anything but a doey (if knowledgeable) teenager who will soon get a crash course in being exposed to reality.
Landon Hernandez
good copypasta
Ryder Walker
>doey
*dopey
Note: even my phone's autocorrect does not care that I am a Stanford graduate, it also does not care about my Phd. It still told me to fuck off and put down the wrong word because it felt like it. This is what life in the real world is like.
Charles Clark
A+ larp
Christian Allen
Come back when you go to an Ivy League school sweetie xoxo
Jace Reyes
>on high school quiz bowl team >one of my teammates went to Stanford after getting rejected from Penn despite being from the state and going to prep school >despite getting eliminated 1st round due to shitty luck with matching he was the only one to have a negative score
Hudson Hernandez
suncoast?
Leo Phillips
hey idiot how about you suck my dick lmao
Brandon Turner
Penn is private, they don't give a shit about instate status
Brayden Scott
Undergrads and high school kiddies should have their posting privileges revoked.
David Jenkins
why don't you go yiff faggot?
Jayden Robinson
wie bist du mich kennen
Landon Cruz
Lol - this has to be bait. No one's this retarded.
Luke Morales
>philosophy Science/math or GTFO.
William Butler
>and average reading 10 books a year.
Did you mean 100? That’d be impressive.
Ryan Hernandez
>it’s kind of like an “end game” philosophy course that synthesizes and distills the entirety of Western Thought into a single course You got me, made me laugh
Lincoln Martin
You should commit suicide faggot
Nathaniel Harris
10/10 Excellent b8 Here is a (You) and a Bump. You are doing God's work, OP.
Ryder Martinez
when i was 11 i sent an email to the guy who ran the nba asking if he was interested in making an nba team centered in the small town i lived in and that, if he was interested in the idea, he could email me back as i already had ideas for the logo, uniform, mascot, and name
who else /innovative/ here
Bentley Hall
im an autistic premed gunner
Brandon Young
Old pasta. This board is overrun by newfags.
Ryan Turner
What program, inb4 gender physics
Isaac Campbell
bad pasta. prose parallels an east coast ivy snob. no one here would be that fucking pretentious and annoying sounding.
Jaxson Peterson
I've never seen this pasta before
Aiden Clark
>This got replies All rise for the Veeky Forums requiem
Oh, also, SAGE
Henry Reyes
>Junior varsity orchestra It's obviously pasta, but that confirms it was originally written by a LARPer
Joseph Bennett
This, Stanford has weird ass admissions. They rejected my black friend who was genuinely the smartest person I ever met, and I know several brainlets who went or were accepted. It seems like they accept people based on how much they want to go.
Jaxson Hill
They want people who will make money. That is it. That is the key to Stanford admissions on all levels. They were smart to switch to this strategy decades ago. It paid off big time.
Daniel Thomas
Well jokes on them because the guy they rejected graduated in 2 years and works for Google now. And one guy who got in, idk where he is now, but he was a partier and didn't seem to work very hard.
Logan Baker
working at Google is like working at McDs for Stanford grads ESPECIALLY if you're a CS major
Blake Russell
Where would they work?
Zachary Cruz
Is this some fresh pasta?
Wyatt Morgan
jackpot innovation/start-ups usually. I'm just saying Google is insanely accessible
Nicholas Bennett
OK well it ain't a bad job to land when you're 19
Connor Lopez
I wasn't that guy, was just curious what you would say.
And that sounds right to me.
Landon Kelly
>works for Google now. Dead end job. 150k in the bay area isn't anything to write home about.
Luke Ramirez
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Parker Perry
Veeky Forums is a shithole, depsite how pretentious and delusional you are, you seem like you can hold a civil conversation, therefore you should go to reddit.
Anthony Martin
You sound sheltered as fuck. Come back when you've graduated high school.
Xavier Lopez
Enjoy your destruction, bugman.
Julian Brown
>t. 14 year old
Noah Phillips
Lel enjoy doing nothing practical with your degree beyond trying to score with fatties. I’m sure NYTimes will be thrilled to accept your opinion pieces on the joys of sex with the obese.