Veeky Forums, I need your help. My idiot dog ripped up two books I left on my desk while I was at work...

Veeky Forums, I need your help. My idiot dog ripped up two books I left on my desk while I was at work, one of which I wasn't finished reading yet.

What's a proper punishment for this behavior? I need him to learn that this is NOT okay.

Yeats and Blackwood?

>and nothing of value was lost.

Don't let him lick your cunt anymore. That's what I do.

He did you a favour.

TFW your dog has better taste in lit.

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>What's a proper punishment for this behavior? I need him to learn that this is NOT okay.- 5 posts and 3 image replies shown.
Shoot him, obviously.

Garfield is clearly a cat, not a dog

Shred one of his toys of whatever you consider to be equal value to him. An eye for an eye.

Or forgive him because he knows not what he does and put your books away next time.

fucken kek