Write something meaningful in your native tongue

Write something meaningful in your native tongue

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wale papieża

Stervende hoeren kankerkachel.

Der ursprüngliche Benachrichtiger ist eine Schwuchtel

I began kissing her neck, and that was about the time I noticed the bulge. I was not a happy boy, boy howdy.

The revenge was juicy however, when I shoved his face into my make-shift meat grinder. I still got off that night... I fucked his windpipe.

Blood is not good lubricant, who would've thought?

Bitches ain't shit

cellar door

Je vends une paire de tongs usagées, merci de me contacter très rapidement, l'odeur est insupportable

Něco smysluplného.

Mujhe yaqeen hai ke lit pe koi bhi isse parh nahi sakta.

Try translating that, bastards.

an bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

Nije važno što se radi, važno je da se pretjeruje.

"Etwas Bedeutsames"

Πόσες πούτσες έχεις φάει;

Socrates quote translated to modern greek, can any of you guess what it is?

'You have ... such nice feet'?

Meu cú dói.

Don't play yourself, bruh

Hallo Reddit :=)

rigore per il milan

alhamdulillah

arremangala arrempujala si
arremangala arrempujala no

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Con un puñal la maté
Con un puñal la maté
A una mujer de la vida
Cuando estaba en su agonía
Nos dimos a conocer, y era una hermana mía

Sólo fui a divertirme, yo entré en una casa mala
Sólo fui a divertirme
Me presentaron a una dama
Como el mármol me quedé cuando vi que era mi hermana

Dicen que la pena mata
Dicen que la pena mata y yo digo de que no
Porque si la pena matara ya me habría muerto yo
Dicen que la pena mata

Den amerikanske kultur og bevvistheit er den storste trussel mot den vestlege sivilisasjon.

Öbbis bedütigsvolles in dinere Muetersprooch

NO ERA PENAL

Waarom zijn er geen goede boeken in de Nederlandse taal? En ik ben het zeer met eens.

Le train de tes injures roule sur le rail de mon indifférence

OP said native tongue.

QUATRE CERO I AL CARRER

Tira più un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi

Es cards secs piquen es cards verds taquen, si no es toquen ni piquen ni taquen

"I believe that no one on lit can read this"


Bhai jaan aap kidar se ?

>Waarom zijn er geen goede boeken in de Nederlandse taal?
Nescio, Couperus, Reve, Nijhoff

Veel plezier, plebejer

politicos enchufats en espanya valla escandalo.......ets el millor jordi eboli no cambies nunca vale

kya? Ye kaise ho gaya?

Lahore, tu?

>implying I can't understand this hinid shit by just using google translate

Jesus catalan is like portuguese stuck in the 13th century

Indian, Dubai mein :)

acha ji Tera favourite Books recommend karo :)

tanoshii wa tanoshii da yo~

Maar ik haat mijn taal

Huh, didn't know it translates it romanized as well. Cool.

War and peace
Moby dick
Brothers karamazov
Ficciones

>War and peace
just ordered the book
>Moby dick
ill check that out
>Brothers Karamazov
Reading it rn :)
>Ficciones
Hearing it for the first time ill check that out.

lit aside, Dont mind those Pakistan hating Indians online. Pakistanis are the nicest people I've ever met and their hospitality is nice :)

Yeah well, I'd like to believe that some of the more intelligent people in our countries can see the stupidity in the blind hatred of the masses.

What books do you like?

I like 1984, animal farm, We by Zamyatin, Crime and punishment.
I'm pretty new to LIT I wont match your knowledge level :3

I haven't heard of We, but I've read the other books, all good.

Keep learning and reading senpai. Good luck.

Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this shit? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuck..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I couldn’t fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

"we' is a really nice dystopian novel, George Orwell wrote 1984 based on it. we should be in ?Christian? recommendation since it encourages "One leader, One state" and a common law. One leader can be interpreted as Jesus one state can be interpreted as Kingdom of Christ. Dont want to break the spoiler desu~ Its reallly a nice book to read.
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Good luck :)

ჩემი ყლე შემოგვრჩა მამაპაპათაგან

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You say that like it's a bad thing, Portuguese is the GOAT romance language in terms of sound, up there with italian desu senpai

dwi'n ddim yn hoffi coffi

You joking right? Portuguese sounds like gibberish.

Am încercat, dar nu mă duce capul, op. Îmi pare rău.

țigan, pleacă te rog

Ainda que você tente argumentar que nossa língua seja feia, em nossos corações sabemos que ela é linda

ät min flens

It does sound like parts of the Symposion to be desu, έτσι δεν είναι;

Ruben Östlund är ett geni.

Σήμερα ή συνολιkά;

In my language that means "mine with two".

Am spus sa pleci, tigan. Those vulgar latin roots make most European languages so accessible though.

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How many dicks have you eaten?

Qualsevol llengua sona absurda si no l'entens

"Algo significativo", eso es lo que me piden en este hilo. Pero, nada lo es.

Mars, zat, labar penibil, spala o ai pe mata mare in pizdoiul ei slobozit si canceros.

Google Translate that, you sodomitic shitstain.

Kichłem xD

Punea-mi-as pula la murat in purgatoriul bacterial al gurii ma-tii, 'tuti mortii ma-tii de vlah negru

tum dono ek kamra le lo saale homos

Great, now provide the answer, user.

Romania, I'm guessing. So many ç's and ú's it sounds eerily similar to Portuguese.

"Meu com dois" = "mine with two" in Portuguese
"Meu cú dói" = "my asshole hurts" in Portuguese

I loosely translated my favourite lines from Martial, can you guess?

Ho ты жeлaeшь cвoбoднoй быть oт пpидиpoк coздaтeля
И oт тяжeлых pocчepкoв пepa eгo
Bocпapить ввepх, нacлaждaяcь бecпeчнocтью нeбa
Taк лeти жe, oтбpocив дoмaшний пoкoй

CON UN PORRITO EN LA MANO YO ME LO LÍO
CON ESA RAYA DE COCA QUE ME HE METÍO
HE DAO MÁS DE MIL TIRONES, NO ME HAN COGÍO
Y EL CERO NOVENTA Y UNO PA TI Y PA MÍ ES PAN COMÍO
NO TENGO MIEDO, LOS VOY A MATAR
A ESOS CABRONES DE LA POLICÍA
QUE DESDE EL DÍA EN QUE ME COGIERON
ME LLEVARON A COMISARÍA
Y YO POR SER MENOR DE EDAD
A MÍ ME DIERON LA LIBERTAD
VIVO EN UN BARRIO DE VACILILLAS
SE TOMAN LOS TRIPIS CON LAS PASTILLAS
VIVO EN UN BARRIO DE VACILONES
SE FUMAN LOS PORROS CON DOS COJONES
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA

döda mig

Varför då?

Jeg er svært lei pakkiser. Hvordan de helvetes hundene alltid går på Gronland, lukter svette og krydder, hvordan de snakker, gestikulerer og hvordan de ber. Kvalmende.

>nynorsk
>morsmål

Impressive, very nice. Keep trying and soon you'll sound less cringey. Then you'll have proven your superiority to the people you hate so much by half-learning their language.

Neuken in de keuken kankerboef

Ex nihil nihilo fit

Pula pula pula
Ling ca nesătula
Pula pula pula
Fund și țâțe nas le dau

It's nice to see two great peoples share so much ancestral heritage: pains, pronouns, assholes.

Jheeze, cata insecuritate, sunt jumate' roman, boyo.

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Säg inte så

Wie man rausfindet, ob es regnet: Man öffnet eine Weinflasche, lässt sie dann kurz atmen und auf Zimmertemperatur kommen. Man sucht sich ein gutes Glas aus dem Schrank, aber kein zu gutes; vom Wein soll nichts ablenken. Man schenkt sich ein, dann schaltet man das Licht aus. Alle Sinne fokussiert man auf den Wein. Riecht für eine Ewigkeit bevor man endlich einen Schluck trinkt. Den Wein lässt man dabei durch den gesamten Mund wandern, lässt kein Detail des Geschmack zurück, übersieht nichts. Nur einen Schluck nimmt man, und prägt sich dann, in mühsamer Denkarbeit diesen Geschmack ein, beschreibt in ihn Worten und schaltet das Licht erst wieder an, wenn man sich seines Wissens über den Geschmack absolut sicher ist. Hat man all dies getan, nimmt man die offene Weinflasche, und hält sie für eine Sekunde aus dem Fenster. Danach wiederholt man das Prozedere. Schmeckt der Wein anders als vorher, so kann man sicher sein: Ja, es regnet.

Now this is what I call poetic genius: vivid imagery, primal passion, subdued tragedy. Perhaps the only answer to the sterile nihilism of our age. Do you have an agent, user?

>tfw understood 90% of this
Thanks for the confidence boost user, your language can be a bitch to learn

Benis :DDD

Jei kas nors skaito ir suprantą šitai, prašau užbaikit mane. Atrašai lietuviškai - duodu adresą

Ooga ooga ooga ooga booga
Ooga Booga Booga Bogga Ooga
Booga Booga Botunga Baboonga

This is truly the most fucked European language. It's like Proto-Indo European never evolved in your part of the world.

Not bad, you must have been studying German for a while.

I understand. But how can you be so sure? Did your mom only have Romanian customers that night?

You think so? I don't agree. It's very beautiful in it's own way and it is very hard to write poetry in it, syllabotonic verse only reached us in 1892 and since the stressed vowel is not constant it's very limited in it's wording. Though the hardship of this makes the resulting poetry marvelous.

Ich hab für 3 Jahre Deutsch gelernt, nächste jahre will ich in Hamburg für ein paar Monate wohnen. Deutsch gefällt mir sehr aber hier kann ich nicht übungen, darum mein Lernen so langsam ist.

Nope, mom's Romanian. And the one and only practice for Romanian women is why we're estranged now.

Kek

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